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  1. Pirlo's Beard

    Massimiliano Allegri

    We have simply regressed to what you'd expect when you try and play with 11 behind the ball against every single club and steal a late winner. Our streak of Gatti or Vlahovic 90 minute headers was always going to end. Embarrassing that Juve have fallen to this. But you could see the mediocrity...
  2. Pirlo's Beard

    Massimiliano Allegri

    Counter point 3-0 Barca was Allegri too
  3. Pirlo's Beard

    Massimiliano Allegri

    We've been sabotaging our midfield since 2015 it's embarrassing the decisions we've made every step of the way
  4. Pirlo's Beard

    Massimiliano Allegri

    Who knew that defending with 11 men for 90 minutes against clubs with players worth about £100 was unsustainable for 38 games.
  5. Pirlo's Beard

    Massimiliano Allegri

    Our shithousing 1 goal wins against bad teams was always unsustainable. Maybe if we had the best defenders and midfielders we've had in the last 20 years it's a viable way to play but it was always going to end like this. It's just surprising it took this long.
  6. Pirlo's Beard

    Massimiliano Allegri

    Imagine if he was the Leverkusen coach They'd have probably lost 3-0 after refusing to put 2 players further than 30 yards from their own goal the entire 90
  7. Pirlo's Beard

    Massimiliano Allegri

    Give me some credit I won't ever rank Tottenham that goes without saying :lol: Really you're just dividing up tiers into bigger groups than me. You can have them in your tier 2 if you want but in a competition where only a few teams can realistically win it I have them lower down than you...
  8. Pirlo's Beard

    Massimiliano Allegri

    Meh. I don't care what Barca done domestically they have been dreadful in Europe. Wasn't that the Barca team who went on to get K.Od in Europa by a shit Man Unitec team? Barca usually beat RM to the League these days but we all know which one you'd rather draw in Europe. Much like we won 9 in a...
  9. Pirlo's Beard

    Massimiliano Allegri

    Inter are a 3rd rate European team. I said it when it happened you can't just look at a CL campaign finish to determine quality. They lost to Bayern in the groups, beat 2 clubs from an even poorer league than Serie A and then got their inferior City rivals in the Semis. The only big team...
  10. Pirlo's Beard

    Massimiliano Allegri

    It's sad but the only way forward I could possibly see for us is the super league & new owners We'll never catch up to the PL, it's impossible and we can barely afford to improve our mediocre as fuck squad at a domestic level either. Give it 5-10 years We'll be another Porto or Benfica...
  11. Pirlo's Beard

    Massimiliano Allegri

    You just know what we're going to get with this side. Grinding wins against lesser opponents but rarely punching above our weight. For us to beat an in form big team we basically need to pray we convert our 1 and a half chances and they miss 5. We'll be lucky to sniff the R16 of the CL if we're...
  12. Pirlo's Beard

    Massimiliano Allegri

    Man that's such a boring stance to take Relaxed Yildiz came on and looked better in his first 10 minutes than Milik has in the last 5 years ffs Imagine Dortmund dropping Haaland as he started to gain momentum to play some fucking has been. There's a point where you're too tough on the...
  13. Pirlo's Beard

    Massimiliano Allegri

    GOAT We went full circle and became so bad that we're actually great again.
  14. Pirlo's Beard

    Massimiliano Allegri

    I just wish we had a threat on the counter attack. A pre injury Chiesa and a Douglas Costa type player who can actually play >10x a year. I love the shithouse defending, but the ridiculous lack of a threat would prone get us dumped out of the CL groups every year.
  15. Pirlo's Beard

    Massimiliano Allegri

    Next he should experiment with actually training the team in between games.
  16. Pirlo's Beard

    Massimiliano Allegri

    Obviously, Llorente, Giovinco, Matri, Vucinic & Quagliarella were. And those were the starters. The bench options were trash. As soon as we got Tevez and Morata sorted out we were on a different level.
  17. Pirlo's Beard

    Massimiliano Allegri

    It's just a shame it took us so long to get a good attack put together We had a top 4 midfield and the most stacked defence in eruope for a few years there but our collection of strikers were europa league level for a time.
  18. Pirlo's Beard

    Massimiliano Allegri

    People should not be financially supporting this team. This man is the highest paid coach in the league with the most resources and he's proud of being 2nd best in a Draw Vs Atalanta. What's better is that the ownership see nothing wrong with this. Fuck paying to be gaslit into being proud of...
  19. Pirlo's Beard

    Massimiliano Allegri

    I watch out of morbid curiosity but I don't think I'd need more than 5 minutes if Juve was liquidated overnight to process it & move on Shit owners, shit management, shit badge, shit kits, tiny stadium, shit coach, shit & lazy players all playing in a shit league that would rather penalise us...
  20. Pirlo's Beard

    Massimiliano Allegri

    I'm gonna say it If you're still buying juve merch and tickets at this point you're a mug