I am a terrible person because.... (1 Viewer)
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WΏΏdy;3414324 said:
Nah, that's just drilling your mates in the butt coz that's what friends do
If u include that in the list then there are countless times when i have slashed tyres on a long road trip,put sugar in the fuel tanks, left my friends almost nude and penny less, and what not.
It's all good when you are friends though they do it right back.
If u include that in the list then there are countless times when i have slashed tyres on a long road trip,put sugar in the fuel tanks, left my friends almost nude and penny less, and what not.It's all good when you are friends though
they do it right back.
It was so idiotic of me but I was blind...
This one's not about me, it's about my best friend. When we were around 8 years old, one of my friend's mother killed herself. I remember there were cops and an ambulance. Okay, the thing is, that day my best friend came to my other friend and said "Is it true that your mother killed herself?" and he was like "Yeah..." and my best friend is like "Wow, it's true".
This one's not about me, it's about my best friend. When we were around 8 years old, one of my friend's mother killed herself. I remember there were cops and an ambulance. Okay, the thing is, that day my best friend came to my other friend and said "Is it true that your mother killed herself?" and he was like "Yeah..." and my best friend is like "Wow, it's true".
When I was in middle school I went out to TP a house with some friends. We had a ton of toilet paper and just picked a random house in the neighborhood. There was kids 10 and endless toilet paper so we covered that shit in TP. It was a crazy mess.
When I walked by that house to go to school the next day I saw a really old Asian woman struggling to clean it up by herself...
When I walked by that house to go to school the next day I saw a really old Asian woman struggling to clean it up by herself...
I am a terrible person because when I worked in the north African restaurant we had a guy called Mortes work with us,he was from Sudan and the only English he knew was from listening to DMX and from us.
One day I sent him to Tue supermarket for a mars bar,a bottle of coke....and a blowjob! Was even funnier when he explained (via my boss) that he had asked the security guard for it
sent from the inner workings of a twisted mind using psychotropic drugs
One day I sent him to Tue supermarket for a mars bar,a bottle of coke....and a blowjob! Was even funnier when he explained (via my boss) that he had asked the security guard for it
sent from the inner workings of a twisted mind using psychotropic drugs
Best thread ever 
So one time me and my friends went to this dinner for Muslims during Ramadan. We are not religious at all, but people there are real Mohammed freaks, you know, but we went just for the free food. Anyway, so after we finished eating and the elder Muslim brothers were about to start with their bullshit religious talk with a stupid smile on their faces. Anyway, I started telling them a joke, which made all of us literally laugh our asses off, we just couldn't.. then this one main guy, goes like "share the joke with us kids, let's laugh together". I'm like no, teacher I can't I really can't, he's like come on son, tell us. So I'm like fuck it, I don't care I already ate, I don't care. and I started telling the joke:
"I was having sex with this chick the other night, and at the end I came in her mouth, and she swallowed ALL OF IT, but then she's like, oh my God, I shouldn't have done that. and I'm like "why not?", she's like: "I'm fasting you bastard!".
So one time me and my friends went to this dinner for Muslims during Ramadan. We are not religious at all, but people there are real Mohammed freaks, you know, but we went just for the free food. Anyway, so after we finished eating and the elder Muslim brothers were about to start with their bullshit religious talk with a stupid smile on their faces. Anyway, I started telling them a joke, which made all of us literally laugh our asses off, we just couldn't.. then this one main guy, goes like "share the joke with us kids, let's laugh together". I'm like no, teacher I can't I really can't, he's like come on son, tell us. So I'm like fuck it, I don't care I already ate, I don't care. and I started telling the joke:
"I was having sex with this chick the other night, and at the end I came in her mouth, and she swallowed ALL OF IT, but then she's like, oh my God, I shouldn't have done that. and I'm like "why not?", she's like: "I'm fasting you bastard!".
I was a terrible child... luckily I grew out of it.
When I was 8 or 9 I chased a mentally challenged girl for 25 minutes yelling "Retard Patrol." Not only was that terrible, when confronted by the principle I pointed the guilty finger to my best friend. He ended up getting suspended and I was off the hook.
When I was 8 or 9 I chased a mentally challenged girl for 25 minutes yelling "Retard Patrol." Not only was that terrible, when confronted by the principle I pointed the guilty finger to my best friend. He ended up getting suspended and I was off the hook.
Im a terrible person because I find racist jokes incredibly hilarious. 90% of the jokes I know are racist, and fucking hilarious Yet I don't consider myself to be a racist by any means.
I once told this joke:
"Why do black people have white palms? Because there is some good in every man" when I thought it was just me and a friend, turns out a whole family of people from Somalia were walking right behind us in the park. I felt fucking horrible
Yet I don't consider myself to be a racist by any means. I once told this joke:
"Why do black people have white palms? Because there is some good in every man" when I thought it was just me and a friend, turns out a whole family of people from Somalia were walking right behind us in the park. I felt fucking horrible