What Are You Doing Right Now? (752 Viewers)

[DAiDEViL]

Don’t show it to @DAiDEViL. He likes them flat like a table.

I just don't like fat asses. Fat as in unfit.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[.zero]

Preferences on a waste disposal component is quite the topic

 

[X Æ A-12]

Seedorf had quite the fit ass

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I just don't like fat asses. Fat as in unfit.

 

[IliveForJuve]

you still alive?

Yeah.

That was my strongest 2CB trip to date. I thought I was high while still at a rave, but as soon as I started heading home the crazy visuals kicked in and I was laughing like a maniac on the tube at 3am.

10/10 I would do it again.

 

[swag]

OK, so we know about the Slanket/wearable blankets and now wearable sleeping bags:
https://www.mentalfloss.com/posts/voited-wearable-sleeping-bag

So hear me out. New product idea.

It's called... Fappants

They are Bluetooth-enabled pants that are designed to digitally synchronize with your webcam to project a filter with the appearance of you wearing pants when you're really fapping.

Who's in? Is there a market for this? Work Zoom calls would never be so fun.

And just think of the politicians and CNN reporters who would still be employed if they had a pair...

 

[.zero]

OK, so we know about the Slanket/wearable blankets and now wearable sleeping bags:
https://www.mentalfloss.com/posts/voited-wearable-sleeping-bag

So hear me out. New product idea.

It's called... Fappants

They are Bluetooth-enabled pants that are designed to digitally synchronize with your webcam to project a filter with the appearance of you wearing pants when you're really fapping.

Who's in? Is there a market for this? Work Zoom calls would never be so fun.

And just think of the politicians and CNN reporters who would still be employed if they had a pair...

Give a slanket and a fappant to every living human in the 7x7. That should improve things after President Xi leaves

 

[X Æ A-12]

Barry Manilow was gay this whole time?

 

[.zero]

No more lies pls

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I love my favorite team, FC Barry Manilow.

 

[swag]

Or was that FC Barry Maniblow?

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Man, I have no idea if this job is for me and it's killing me. The scheduling is the most retarded thing, won't know what shift you work until about 1pm the day before, BUT you can retire with a pension after 23 years. I'm anxious as fuck right now that I'll make the wrong decision about whether to keep this or not.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Man, I have no idea if this job is for me and it's killing me. The scheduling is the most retarded thing, won't know what shift you work until about 1pm the day before, BUT you can retire with a pension after 23 years. I'm anxious as fuck right now that I'll make the wrong decision about whether to keep this or not.

fuck that, quit. You aren't gonna be that young much longer.

 

[JuveJay]

Or was that FC Barry Maniblow?

Fierce local rivals of the famous Barry Town of Jenner Park.

 

[swag]

Man, I have no idea if this job is for me and it's killing me. The scheduling is the most retarded thing, won't know what shift you work until about 1pm the day before, BUT you can retire with a pension after 23 years. I'm anxious as fuck right now that I'll make the wrong decision about whether to keep this or not.

23 years?

Assuming that the pension isn't syphoned through fraud or mismanagement?

Take Door #3, my friend. Because even if it's a donkey, it will be a better ride.

 

[JuveJay]

You'd get less for murder here.

 

[swag]

You'd get less for murder here.

And they don't even have to be an immigrant.

 

[Seven]

Man, I have no idea if this job is for me and it's killing me. The scheduling is the most retarded thing, won't know what shift you work until about 1pm the day before, BUT you can retire with a pension after 23 years. I'm anxious as fuck right now that I'll make the wrong decision about whether to keep this or not.

Don't do things you don't like for 23 years.

Your life could be over tomorrow.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Man, I have no idea if this job is for me and it's killing me. The scheduling is the most retarded thing, won't know what shift you work until about 1pm the day before, BUT you can retire with a pension after 23 years. I'm anxious as fuck right now that I'll make the wrong decision about whether to keep this or not.

No need to get anxious, dawg.

If it's absolute shite, just find another job. You don't want to be miserable for 23 years just to retire early.

 

[ALC]

Man, I have no idea if this job is for me and it's killing me. The scheduling is the most retarded thing, won't know what shift you work until about 1pm the day before, BUT you can retire with a pension after 23 years. I'm anxious as fuck right now that I'll make the wrong decision about whether to keep this or not.

leave. There’s plenty of great jobs out there, and pension is not guaranteed. One of my old jobs had pension and then got rid of it