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L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
85,040
So I'm sitting in on Day 2 of 10 hours of panels discussing AI, blockchain, policy, and governance for sustainable development futures around the world. We have people online from all over the world.

So a woman in Kolkata comes on and talks about human-centered AI governance principles in India. But the background noise is I think a fan, because it must be blazingly swampy in Kolkata. But damn if it doesn't sound like she's talking to us with a Magic Wand vibrator under her camera view.
 

IliveForJuve

Burn this club
Jan 17, 2011
18,979
"Hmm, this random media company seems to pay ok and is remote, let me fill out this applic-"

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"Oh."


What's the next step?
Nothing, I already knew I had at least one cyst but didn't know/didn't remember I had two more since the last time my balls were checked was like 12 years ago. They benign but can sometimes hurt although I never experienced pain like that before. Just ibuprofen and more supportive boxers will do. I'm fine now.
 
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ALC

Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
46,664
The Jews know of our existence now. We'll get our lives ruined one by one.

@Tomice, anything you can do to stop Mossad from finding Siamak's gay fap folder and getting him beheaded?
That’s probably why the site has been going down so much lately. The israeli cyberterrorism force is aware of our presence and has initiated projects to take down the threat we pose.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
85,040
"Hmm, this random media company seems to pay ok and is remote, let me fill out this applic-"

1000019018.png

"Oh."


What's the next step?
True story, bro: about 15 years ago (after the 2008 financial meltdown and lots of tech companies without funding), I landed a role at a video processing & serving company. Best paying job of my life. But their biggest customers were, well, wankers. Often wankers on behalf of some paying third party. The operated under a murky name of "Meta Interfaces"... there are some lingering references to it here on Glassdoor.

They at least had the experience and discipline to invite my wife to dinner, because they learned from getting burned in the past that employees' family members often had no idea and then things blew up when they found out.

They were a bit odd, but it wasn't a bad job at all really. What impressed me most is how aggressive they were at firing people. If you were a B+ performer and they could replace you with what they thought was an A- performer, they would can your ass in a heartbeat. It was extreme for me, as I was managing teams. But I learned from it to be more aggressive about canning poor hires that weren't working out.

And check out a patent we filed and how it's described :D
https://patents.justia.com/assignee/meta-interfaces-llc
Nowhere does it mention wank clips of BBW for pervs.

Also true story: I did give Burke a login to one of our partner sites as part of my friends & family perks.
 

AFL_ITALIA

MAGISTERIAL
Jun 17, 2011
32,079
I wonder if the feds are spying on us now after the team visited the White House?
Not a doubt. You think it's a coincidence that we keep going down? It's either Trump, Israel, or Iran. We're making a lot of enemies these days :scared:

Look how they even turned poor @swag into a DDOS bot.

True story, bro: about 15 years ago (after the 2008 financial meltdown and lots of tech companies without funding), I landed a role at a video processing & serving company. Best paying job of my life. But their biggest customers were, well, wankers. Often wankers on behalf of some paying third party. The operated under a murky name of "Meta Interfaces"... there are some lingering references to it here on Glassdoor.

They at least had the experience and discipline to invite my wife to dinner, because they learned from getting burned in the past that employees' family members often had no idea and then things blew up when they found out.

They were a bit odd, but it wasn't a bad job at all really. What impressed me most is how aggressive they were at firing people. If you were a B+ performer and they could replace you with what they thought was an A- performer, they would can your ass in a heartbeat. It was extreme for me, as I was managing teams. But I learned from it to be more aggressive about canning poor hires that weren't working out.

And check out a patent we filed and how it's described :D
https://patents.justia.com/assignee/meta-interfaces-llc
Nowhere does it mention wank clips of BBW for pervs.

Also true story: I did give Burke a login to one of our partner sites as part of my friends & family perks.
So in other words, if they actually contact me then I should take the job but also have a backup plan? :D

- - - Updated - - -

I logged in to 24 notifications and thought either I made the funniest joke of all time and didn't remember it or we brought back dislikes.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
85,040
"Hmm, this random media company seems to pay ok and is remote, let me fill out this applic-"

1000019018.png

"Oh."


What's the next step?
True story, bro: about 15 years ago (after the 2008 financial meltdown and lots of tech companies without funding), I landed a role at a video processing & serving company. Best paying job of my life. But their biggest customers were, well, wankers. Often wankers on behalf of some paying third party. The operated under a murky name of "Meta Interfaces"... there are some lingering references to it here on Glassdoor.

They at least had the experience and discipline to invite my wife to dinner, because they learned from getting burned in the past that employees' family members often had no idea and then things blew up when they found out.

They were a bit odd, but it wasn't a bad job at all really. What impressed me most is how aggressive they were at firing people. If you were a B+ performer and they could replace you with what they thought was an A- performer, they would can your ass in a heartbeat. It was extreme for me, as I was managing teams. But I learned from it to be more aggressive about canning poor hires that weren't working out.

And check out a patent we filed and how it's described :D
https://patents.justia.com/assignee/meta-interfaces-llc
Nowhere does it mention wank clips of BBW for pervs.

Also true story: I did give Burke a login to one of our partner sites as part of my friends & family perks.
 

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