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L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
85,148
OK, so we know about the Slanket/wearable blankets and now wearable sleeping bags:
https://www.mentalfloss.com/posts/voited-wearable-sleeping-bag

So hear me out. New product idea.

It's called... Fappants

They are Bluetooth-enabled pants that are designed to digitally synchronize with your webcam to project a filter with the appearance of you wearing pants when you're really fapping.

Who's in? Is there a market for this? Work Zoom calls would never be so fun.

And just think of the politicians and CNN reporters who would still be employed if they had a pair...
 

.zero

★ ★ ★
Aug 8, 2006
83,771
OK, so we know about the Slanket/wearable blankets and now wearable sleeping bags:
https://www.mentalfloss.com/posts/voited-wearable-sleeping-bag

So hear me out. New product idea.

It's called... Fappants

They are Bluetooth-enabled pants that are designed to digitally synchronize with your webcam to project a filter with the appearance of you wearing pants when you're really fapping.

Who's in? Is there a market for this? Work Zoom calls would never be so fun.

And just think of the politicians and CNN reporters who would still be employed if they had a pair...
Give a slanket and a fappant to every living human in the 7x7. That should improve things after President Xi leaves
 

AFL_ITALIA

MAGISTERIAL
Jun 17, 2011
32,199
Man, I have no idea if this job is for me and it's killing me. The scheduling is the most retarded thing, won't know what shift you work until about 1pm the day before, BUT you can retire with a pension after 23 years. I'm anxious as fuck right now that I'll make the wrong decision about whether to keep this or not.
 

X Æ A-12

Senior Member
Contributor
Sep 4, 2006
88,352
Man, I have no idea if this job is for me and it's killing me. The scheduling is the most retarded thing, won't know what shift you work until about 1pm the day before, BUT you can retire with a pension after 23 years. I'm anxious as fuck right now that I'll make the wrong decision about whether to keep this or not.
fuck that, quit. You aren't gonna be that young much longer.
 

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