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Martin

Martin

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Dec 31, 2000
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You're so youthful and early 20s like. But with a surprising dose of mature wisdom that is unheard of among football fans.
 
Bjerknes

Bjerknes

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Mar 16, 2004
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YES! Another religion flaming thread. I love these. :heart:

I was raised as a Catholic, but Father Freakin' Lloyd turned me off to the religion because he loved when I drank from his cup after mass. You see, I was an alter boy and I caught Father Freakin' Lloyd putting this big cup in his pants, and it wasn't like the cup you'd use as a protection for your balls. He then pulled the cup out and I'll tell you what... that wasn't wine in there.

But that I didn't have a problem with. When I saw Father Freakin Lloyd sucking on little Timmy's pecker while yelling "The Body of Christ," that's when I had enough!
 
Zé Tahir

Zé Tahir

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Dec 10, 2004
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Juve Revolution said:
So theoretically, this also applies to masturbation. Every ejaculation of sperm contains hundreds of millions of sperm cells, and only one sperm cell is enough to impregnate a woman. Wasting a sperm cell is wasting a potential human life. According to our good friend here, in the past two weeks, I killed 1 billion people.

Adolf who?
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Martin

Martin

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Dec 31, 2000
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LetsBrushYourTeeth said:
You see, I was an alter boy
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I was an altar boy a few times. It was actually kind of fun (well a very contrived flavor of fun), beats sitting in the audience and falling asleep (happened to me once when I was 6, hit my head on the bench in front of me, noise was heard all through the church).

Then I realized it was yet more fun to just stay home.
 
Bjerknes

Bjerknes

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Mar 16, 2004
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Martin said:
I was an altar boy a few times. It was actually kind of fun (well a very contrived flavor of fun), beats sitting in the audience and falling asleep (happened to me once when I was 6, hit my head on the bench in front of me, noise was heard all through the church).

Then I realized it was yet more fun to just stay home.
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Indeed. I had much more fun just watching the real religion on TV, where the God is Zidane. :agree:
 
Alen

Alen

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Apr 2, 2007
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Martin said:
You're so youthful and early 20s like. But with a surprising dose of mature wisdom that is unheard of among football fans.
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Errr, thanks, i guess.
I'm almost 30 but i'm like a Chameleon. Depending on my company i can act like i'm 20 or 40.
I'm officially 25 if by company you understand an 18 yo girl :D . . . . . . not that i find myself in such situations lately.
 
Martin

Martin

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Dec 31, 2000
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Alen said:
Errr, thanks, i guess.
I'm almost 30 but i'm like a Chameleon. Depending on my company i can act like i'm 20 or 40.
I'm officially 25 if by company you understand an 18 yo girl :D . . . . . . not that i find myself in such situations lately.
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What do you do anyway?
 
Alen

Alen

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Apr 2, 2007
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Señor Canardo said:
funny thing is the US presidential election will be decided on this issue, funny but still sad really
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I'll do a Seven here but such a thing can not happen in Belgium, or any other non-muslim country in Europe for that matter.
Actually, i'm pretty sure that it can't happen even in the muslim parts of Bosnia.

It's really a sad reality for the US.
 
Bjerknes

Bjerknes

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Mar 16, 2004
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Alen said:
I'll do a Seven here but such a thing can not happen in Belgium, or any other non-muslim country in Europe for that matter.
Actually, i'm pretty sure that it can't happen even in the muslim parts of Bosnia.

It's really a sad reality for the US.
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Muslim country in Europe? You mean Israel?
 
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