Cristiano Ronaldo (283 Viewers)

[Siamak]

Dunno. Siamak kinda sounds like a guy, so he's a gay man?

gays don't shave their bodies hair.

 

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[Enron]

Wax on, wax off.

 

[Bjerknes]

Nair or razor?

Razor for sure.

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gays don't shave their bodies hair.

True. I have several gay friends and none of them shave, although one guy might have in the past but he from Switzerland.

 

[BayernFan]

Many of the Tuzzers are too young to have seen Platini play. The guy was fantastic. So was Cruyff.

Beckenbauer, Cruyff, Platini are certainly some of the all time greats.

 

[Bianconero81]

Beckenbauer, Cruyff, Platini are certainly some of the all time greats.

You had to throw Baking Powder in there, didn't you? Only because he's Zee German and plays for your beloved Bayern

Alas, he is indeed one of the greats

 

[BayernFan]

You had to throw Baking Powder in there, didn't you? Only because he's Zee German and plays for your beloved Bayern

Alas, he is indeed one of the greats

Well he is one of the best players ever, there’s no reason to beat around the bush

Anyway back to Ronaldo

 

[Buck Fuddy]

Well he is one of the best players ever, there’s no reason to beat around the bush

Anyway back to Ronaldo

I see what you did there.

 

[Elvin]

Seems like a lot of players shave their legs now.

I dont see a problem with that and fuck all the insecure idiots who do.

 

[IliveForJuve]

I dont see a problem with that and fuck all the insecure idiots who do.

What a bunch of androgynous pussyfags.

 

[Amer]

Bunch of bitch ass motherfuckers.

 

[IliveForJuve]

He's so going to PSG when his contract expires and Mbappe goes to Madrid.

 

[Bianconero81]

That's fine. I can't see how both he and Messi are going to co-exist @ PSG, but it'd be wonderful to see that club self destruct.

 

[Ronn]

Please be right for once

 

[Elvin]

Please be right for once

wtf is Mbappe smoking man? Real is a dead team.

 

[Ronn]

wtf is Mbappe smoking man? Real is a dead team.

It’s likely BS, but maybe Real gives him the money that PSG wouldn’t?

 

[duranfj]

Smells 100% BS but I honestly can't see how CR7's and Messi's egos could co-exist in the same team

However, I would never expected an anus razor conversation in CR7 thread today so WTH do I know

 

[Dostoevsky]

PSG can easily do it if they want to. The thing is, do they want it?

I mean, I know it's Messi and Ronaldo. But it's 36yo Ronaldo and 34yo Messi.

They would sure attract so much attention and fans it's crazy. But I don't know if it's worth getting two grandpas and to lose one of the two best strikers of the generation.

 

[The Quazis]

PSG can easily do it if they want to. The thing is, do they want it?

I mean, I know it's Messi and Ronaldo. But it's 36yo Ronaldo and 34yo Messi.

They would sure attract so much attention and fans it's crazy. But I don't know if it's worth getting two grandpas and to lose one of the two best strikers of the generation.

They'll just buy Halland next year.

 

[Dostoevsky]

They'll just buy Halland next year.

Yeah. I always thought Mbappe is 100% Real's player. I didn't expect them to look so poor this summer, it's like they are broke.

With these oil clubs you never know. I can't even imagine the interest once they put Haaland on the auction house. I can't say Real would be favourites.

 

[Lapa]

Please be right for once

Do it P$G, just do it already!!!