Cristiano Ronaldo (132 Viewers)

[Siamak]

Seems like a lot of players shave their legs now.

i shave my whole body.

 

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[X Æ A-12]

i shave my whole body.

Even the anus?

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Seems like a lot of players shave their legs now.

Honestly it fits with the weird metrosexual vibe he goes for

 

[Bjerknes]

i shave my whole body.

I shave a lot of mine, too.

 

[Siamak]

Even the anus?

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Honestly it fits with the weird metrosexual vibe he goes for

i use shawer with small sharp teeth.

 

[Fab Fragment]

Disagreed.

Then who is the defensive GOAT, the midfield GOAT etc?

Football is more than just attackers and scoring goals, you also gotta defend and win the battle in the midfield. Hence I'm tired of this debate between Messi and Ronaldo.

True goalscorers are very impressive, but you're too focused on them. Football is a team sport, Messi and Ronaldo would never have achieved what they did without some highly skilled players around them.

Many of the Tuzzers are too young to have seen Platini play. The guy was fantastic. So was Cruyff.

 

[Siamak]

I shave a lot of mine, too.

Nair or razor?

 

[X Æ A-12]

i use shawer with small sharp teeth.

Does it tingle?

 

[Liquidskies]

From goat talk to Anus talk. Thats how the goat debate usually goes, assholes taking over

 

[Fab Fragment]

I think cyclists shave theirs all the time.

 

[Siamak]

Does it tingle?

i'v never noticed it.

 

[Lapa]

Even the anus?

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Honestly it fits with the weird metrosexual vibe he goes for

Anus is the most important body part to shave. It's not nice dipping you tongue into somebody's hairy anus. ANUS NEEDS TO BE ALWAYS SHAVED (if you're a heterosexual woman or gay man).

 

[X Æ A-12]

ANUS NEEDS TO BE ALWAYS SHAVED (if you're a heterosexual woman or gay man).

Which one is Siamak?

 

[Siamak]

Anus is the most important body part to shave. It's not nice dipping you tongue into somebody's hairy anus. ANUS NEEDS TO BE ALWAYS SHAVED (if you're a heterosexual woman or gay man).

trust me, someone is gonna see it sooner or later

 

[Lapa]

Which one is Siamak?

Dunno. Siamak kinda sounds like a guy, so he's a gay man?

 

[Siamak]

Dunno. Siamak kinda sounds like a guy, so he's a gay man?

gays don't shave their bodies hair.

 

[Enron]

Wax on, wax off.

 

[Bjerknes]

Nair or razor?

Razor for sure.

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gays don't shave their bodies hair.

True. I have several gay friends and none of them shave, although one guy might have in the past but he from Switzerland.

 

[BayernFan]

Many of the Tuzzers are too young to have seen Platini play. The guy was fantastic. So was Cruyff.

Beckenbauer, Cruyff, Platini are certainly some of the all time greats.

 

[Bianconero81]

Beckenbauer, Cruyff, Platini are certainly some of the all time greats.

You had to throw Baking Powder in there, didn't you? Only because he's Zee German and plays for your beloved Bayern

Alas, he is indeed one of the greats

 

[BayernFan]

You had to throw Baking Powder in there, didn't you? Only because he's Zee German and plays for your beloved Bayern

Alas, he is indeed one of the greats

Well he is one of the best players ever, there’s no reason to beat around the bush

Anyway back to Ronaldo