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Congrats on your first of many taxis, Sheik.

So? Rape like a sir, my good man.

I would kick you in the balls for making out to Backstreet Boys.

lol Verne Troyer and his girlfriend.

The only thing he doesn't save is people from their own stupidity. He's pretty adamant about that. The only spirit that will be crushed shall be ze bourbon matey.

Oath mate. I was like a top corner 35 yard shot, and the keeper dived into the post.

Cheers mate. Yah, I pushed the ultimatum across the table and they did backflips, haha! I'm in online marketing (PPC/SEO/Display etc).

Just secured a role today starting in 3 weeks that is a 41% increase on my previous salary, and will rise to 47% by December + a higher bonus structure. Loving it.

so outlook many goal such confidens very pogba wow

Superhorse is skeptical about this potential rushed marriage situation.

He can always use them in the interview if they don't like him. Guaranteed job.

I updated the pic, just for you.

The most disturbing part is that his hair is starting to resemble Isla's. Soon...

Too mainstream. Drink a yellow Powerade/Gatorade. Fix you right up.

Tell us more about the horse in your bed.

Zachery is an awesome block. I don't know what's wrong with you pipple.

That bitch. Nah, keep them. Dickcheese is a good replacement for parmesan.

Fucker, my mum doesn't have any hands. She still cooks with her penis, though.

Do you do dirt in sink?