What Are You Doing Right Now? (801 Viewers)

[Golazo]

Do you do dirt in sink?

 

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[ZoSo]

Yes! Get there.

You've slipped a handle inside at least twice, haven't you...Admit it.

by handle you mean your mum's hand? ok i admit it.

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I make dirt from anoos

GREAT SUCCESS!

 

[Golazo]

by handle you mean your mum's hand? ok i admit it.

Fucker, my mum doesn't have any hands. She still cooks with her penis, though.

 

[ZoSo]

that's because she lost them up my anoos. tell her i can give them back if she wants, they may need a wash though.

 

[Golazo]

That bitch. Nah, keep them. Dickcheese is a good replacement for parmesan.

 

[ZoSo]

That bitch. Nah, keep them. Dickcheese is a good replacement for parmesan.

:lick:

reminds me of that ad where the fat guy rubs his dandruff as cheese onto some guy's pasta at a take away

 

[Golazo]

 

[ZoSo]

not that fat fucker

 

[.zero]

Hey girls

Happy to finally collect points

Onto Sunday fun day

 

[.zero]

Let the games begin

 

[GordoDeCentral]

cock hunger games?

 

[Lapa]

Pretty wild party yesterday. Could have been wilder though, only on person was taken to the hospital.

 

[swag]

Back from pretending to be Ricky Ricardo for an evening.

I'm sure I offended plenty of Latinos. Mexicans don't count because they are not Latino.

You should have just rolled up all Cuban stereotypes together... like singing in a Ricky Ricardo nightclub while smoking a Fidel cig, wearing a Che beret, and carrying a Tony Montana "little friend" to say hello with. Just think of all the people you could offend at once.

Never. I have a long-ish hobo beard, myself.

Remember, real men trim with scissors.

No, cheese graters.

cock hunger games?

Seriously, what's with the points there.

Pretty wild party yesterday. Could have been wilder though, only on person was taken to the hospital.

The on-call ER doc most likely.

 

[Lapa]

The on-call ER doc most likely.

They probably expect our call every weekend.

 

[Fred]

I fucking hate office politics, seriously. You try and go to work and be as productive as you can, but people just cannot stop creating problems and digging holes for you.

 

[Hængebøffer]

I fucking hate office politics, seriously. You try and go to work and be as productive as you can, but people just cannot stop creating problems and digging holes for you.

Stop sleeping with them.

 

[Jem83]

I fucking hate office politics, seriously. You try and go to work and be as productive as you can, but people just cannot stop creating problems and digging holes for you.

Start sleeping with them.

 

[Fred]

To be honest, the person I'm referring to is hot, so that might not be a bad idea Jem.

 

[Lapa]

You can also fuck 'em while they are sleeping.

 

[Fr3sh]