What Are You Doing Right Now? (817 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Drank till 8 am...never been this dizzy. Just got home, I pray for god that this long drink will save me.

That's a great idea!

 

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[Golazo]

First a bird flies into my apartment, then I find this little shite sitting on my fridge

The fuck is this, Jumanji?

Tell us more about the horse in your bed.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

...and the snake in your pants.

 

[Lapa]

That's a great idea!

Hasn't work that well 'till now...still feel like a mess. Mom sending me textmessages and asking if I'm alive. Send to her that "no, i'm not fine, i'm a fucking corpse".

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Hasn't work that well 'till now...still feel like a mess. Mom sending me textmessages and asking if I'm alive. Send to her that "no, i'm not fine, i'm a fucking corpse".

Tried drinking water?

 

[Golazo]

Too mainstream. Drink a yellow Powerade/Gatorade. Fix you right up.

 

[Enron]

Good morning ladies.

 

[Ragazza]

FUCK I have to work in less than three hours & I still don't feel sober.

 

[Fint]

Tell us more about the horse in your bed.

There's only one stud in my bed

...and the snake in your pants.

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FUCK I have to work in less than three hours & I still don't feel sober.

Better to be slightly drunk rather then hungover when dealing with customers in my experience

 

[Ragazza]

Better to be slightly drunk rather then hungover when dealing with customers in my experience

Well I've been full-on drunk before at one of my previous jobs, granted it was a different kind of environment (used to work for a company that coordinates bachelorette parties & such, so my clients were often drunker than I was anyway).

 

[Fr3sh]

FUCK I have to work in less than three hours & I still don't feel sober.

Me too i srart ta 10'30

 

[Lapa]

After 2 beers and one long drink I still feel the same...got myself in a fucking limbo I guess, this hangover will never end.

 

[Ragazza]

Me too i srart ta 10'30

Fun for us.

 

[Monco]

This, @Monco. Go study abroad for your lasts year(s) and you might get lucky enough to get a job afterwards. I actually have a Lithuanian friend who did that. He just finished his Master's in December and is currently looking for a job here. He hasn't found one yet though, but because it's Denmark (socialist) he isn't screwed without a job. Of course, this isn't ideal either, but it sounds better than what you have down there.

Thanks for the advice, Rudi.

 

[Fint]

Well I've been full-on drunk before at one of my previous jobs, granted it was a different kind of environment (used to work for a company that coordinates bachelorette parties & such, so my clients were often drunker than I was anyway).

Me too i srart ta 10'30

Best of luck folks, I'll just be sitting here enjoying my couch

 

[Völler]

Thanks for the advice, Rudi.

No problem. P.S. I didn't think you were 36. You whined way too much after getting your ass kicked in Fifa for that.

 

[Monco]

No problem. P.S. I didn't think you were 36. You whined way too much after getting your ass kicked in Fifa for that.

In that case, I would think @Klin is still in the kindergarten if I haven't seen pictures of him. And please, you have beat me no more than 3 times out of +20 matches that we have played, back to the humble pie you go, peasant.

 

[Völler]

By the way, this christmas wasn't only joyful for me. It's about my smallest cousin. I think my worst nightmare might be true. He used to be a Chelsea fan, but my influence turned him into a Juve fan. As I watched him open his Juve presents this year, a scary thought came to me. What if he is rakib567?! He fits the bill perfectly: Way too happy, clueless and knows his way around the internet a little too well. I know the truth is out there somewhere, but I'm still too scared to face it. What should I do?

 

[ZoSo]

@Fint

saw that and cringed too

 

[Enron]

Anyone make babies last night?