What Are You Doing Right Now? (299 Viewers)

[Fint]

Fuuucking bitches. A hurricane just passed through my lifr tonight.

I thought hurricane season was over

 

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[Ragazza]

finally midnihgt here now, so happy fuckin new year yo!!! :burke:

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Drunk and hungry. Merry new years

 

[Dostoevsky]

Happy New Year everyone, wish ya all the best.

 

[Tommy]

my mate posted some pic in instagram for some competition and got two tickets to tomorrows psg - real friendly here.

lol never knew these things work. anyways im going with him.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Just woke up and feel extremely bored. I'm actually contemplating going to work even though it's gonna be deserted. :groan:

 

[Martin]

Relax. You can work next year.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

and happy new year to you too, Martin.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Just woke up and feel extremely bored. I'm actually contemplating going to work even though it's gonna be deserted. :groan:

Ignore it. Chill a bit and watch some movie.

 

[Nzoric]

My apartment looks like its been attacked by a bunch of zombies.

Why the fuck is there blood on the toilet seat?

 

[Fint]

My apartment looks like its been attacked by a bunch of zombies.

Why the fuck is there blood on the toilet seat?

interesting night?


Guinness and curry having a fight in my stomach right now. I just did a fart so atrociously smelly and vile I had to take a walk outside just to get away from it.

 

[Nzoric]

interesting night?


Guinness and curry having a fight in my stomach right now. I just did a fart so atrociously smelly and vile I had to take a walk outside just to get away from it.

Nice. If I fart I'm pretty sure I will shit myself, so I'll hold it in until the room stops spinning and I can stand up -.-
I have no idea. After 4 in the morning when I had a very confusing encounter with a dame from work I started pounding the scotch. I only remember one thing, dropping my pants and putting insane in the membrain on

 

[Fint]

Top tip, stick one leg out from under the duvet and plant it firmly on the ground. That ought to sort out the room spinning dilemma

As for the pantless cypress hill escapade

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I actually feel my farts are odourless. I mean, I fart a lot, yet they don't seem pungent at all. A lot of people around me remain unaffected too. Anyone else feel the same?

 

[Nzoric]

Top tip, stick one leg out from under the duvet and plant it firmly on the ground. That ought to sort out the room spinning dilemma

As for the pantless cypress hill escapade

Nothing can save me, but thanks for the tip.

Also, I have no fucking idea where my roommate is, combined with the blood and my amnesia it is starting to freak me the fuck out

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Happy new year, Niko.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Nothing can save me, but thanks for the tip.

Also, I have no fucking idea where my roommate is, combined with the blood and my amnesia it is starting to freak me the fuck out

If your anus has blood on it then... oh well.

 

[Fint]

Nothing can save me, but thanks for the tip.

Also, I have no fucking idea where my roommate is, combined with the blood and my amnesia it is starting to freak me the fuck out

im sure he's fine.

I just returned to my apartment to find a small bird had moved in. Its stuck in the tv room right now but the window is open so im hopeful it finds its way out again

 

[Völler]

Have you gone to uni yet (not sure how old you are)? If not, or if you're not finished yet, you might want to look at studying abroad.

This, @Monco. Go study abroad for your lasts year(s) and you might get lucky enough to get a job afterwards. I actually have a Lithuanian friend who did that. He just finished his Master's in December and is currently looking for a job here. He hasn't found one yet though, but because it's Denmark (socialist) he isn't screwed without a job. Of course, this isn't ideal either, but it sounds better than what you have down there.

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Oh, and happy new year to all of you.

 

[Nzoric]