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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    I got you, baby.
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    Andrea "Il Bruco Brutto" Agnelli

    I'm not so sure about dumb and incompetent, honey. But he's sure the majesty when it comes to heroin and transvestite hookers.
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    Sounds like Tuesday night at Lapo's. I only charged him 50 quid for that, plus an extra 10 for making me wear that idiotic Rihanna wig.
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    Lapo Elkann

    Look, honey, I've seen Lapo's blue naked alien countless times. That ain't it.
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    Lapo Elkann

    He's an awesome tipper. I'll give him that much. Even if half the time he tips in blow.
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    I can get you all the "happy" you want for 50 quid, honey.
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    There's something called "professional ethic" I need to teach you, honey.
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    Buy one get one free, honey. It's the oldest trick in the book.
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    The Official Drug Thread

    Dammit! I thought this was "The Official Drag Thread" :(
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    That bitch is always stealing my johns and my feather boas. :groan:
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    Did that this morning between menthols myself. :smoke:
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    General Religion & Philosophy Discussion Thread

    It's like when Lapo says, "Money can't buy love." I tell him, "That's because you aren't paying me enough, honey!"
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    Lapo Elkann

    You don't know the half of it, honey.
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    Honey, wear animal prints. Lots and lots of animal prints. It makes you look feral.
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    Oh Sh*t, Here We Go

    Now that's my kinda man!
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