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I got you, baby.

I'm not so sure about dumb and incompetent, honey. But he's sure the majesty when it comes to heroin and transvestite hookers.

Sounds like Tuesday night at Lapo's. I only charged him 50 quid for that, plus an extra 10 for making me wear that idiotic Rihanna wig.

Look, honey, I've seen Lapo's blue naked alien countless times. That ain't it.

He's an awesome tipper. I'll give him that much. Even if half the time he tips in blow.

I can get you all the "happy" you want for 50 quid, honey.

There's something called "professional ethic" I need to teach you, honey.

Buy one get one free, honey. It's the oldest trick in the book.

Dammit! I thought this was "The Official Drag Thread" :(

That bitch is always stealing my johns and my feather boas. :groan:

Did that this morning between menthols myself. :smoke:

It's like when Lapo says, "Money can't buy love." I tell him, "That's because you aren't paying me enough, honey!"

You don't know the half of it, honey.

Honey, wear animal prints. Lots and lots of animal prints. It makes you look feral.

Now that's my kinda man!

Doll, just for that, the next hand job is on the house.

That's like asking how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Langue brut in sept. Just like when I watch the Stanley Cup.

Business is good. The world has an endless supply of men with small penises and aspiringly big egos who need a little, shall we say, professional consulting. 50 bucks and I can make it make all the sense in the world.

Speak for yourself, honey.

Speak for yourself, sugar.