I'd like us to acquire the services of Mohammed Bilal. He's a 19 year old Egyptian prodigy who plays for Pyramids FC. He has the potential to become the Mo Salah of CMs for years to come.
We can't let this opportunity slip. I'd post highlights, but they aren't available. Just take my word for it and tune in to ON TV the next time there's an Egyptian League match.
He's also a very good Muslim, so he'd appease our Muslim fanbase, boost visibility, and increase our presence in the Middle East, especially during Ramadan, when we can capitalize on marketing opportunities (Bilal lanterns, Bilal snacks, Bilal rugs, etc...)
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Fuck Havertz. I hope he goes to Bayern and flops. These smug Bavarian cunts think all German talents want to play for them. Anyway, Holland, France and even Portugal have better and more exciting prospects now.