Winter mercato thread 2020 (41 Viewers)

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sgjuveboy

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Oct 31, 2012
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It is the point of the season where we look at Juve’s investment in youngsters over the pass 6 seasons.

POGBA: BEAST
Came for free, no pressure. Exploded into first team. Been a champ for us four seasons and dabbed his way to Man Utd. If he stayed, we would probably have Ecc in hand now.

BENTANCUR: LUKEWARM
Came without pressure, been given the time develope. But has so far been a Nicky Butt level player addicted to yellow cards. Currently the most in form midfielder we have. Says how rotten our midfield is now.

KEAN: EXCITING
Very exciting striker who did well in the limited time in first team. But, has to leave due to our abundance of talent in attack

DE LIGT: what’s more to say.

DEMIRAL: our best performing youth in the team so far
 

Bianconero81

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Jan 26, 2009
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I'd like us to acquire the services of Mohammed Bilal. He's a 19 year old Egyptian prodigy who plays for Pyramids FC. He has the potential to become the Mo Salah of CMs for years to come.

We can't let this opportunity slip. I'd post highlights, but they aren't available. Just take my word for it and tune in to ON TV the next time there's an Egyptian League match.

He's also a very good Muslim, so he'd appease our Muslim fanbase, boost visibility, and increase our presence in the Middle East, especially during Ramadan, when we can capitalize on marketing opportunities (Bilal lanterns, Bilal snacks, Bilal rugs, etc...)

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Fuck Havertz. I hope he goes to Bayern and flops. These smug Bavarian cunts think all German talents want to play for them. Anyway, Holland, France and even Portugal have better and more exciting prospects now.
 

Lapa

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Sep 29, 2008
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I'd like us to acquire the services of Mohammed Bilal. He's a 19 year old Egyptian prodigy who plays for Pyramids FC. He has the potential to become the Mo Salah of CMs for years to come.

We can't let this opportunity slip. I'd post highlights, but they aren't available. Just take my word for it and tune in to ON TV the next time there's an Egyptian League match.

He's also a very good Muslim, so he'd appease our Muslim fanbase, boost visibility, and increase our presence in the Middle East, especially during Ramadan, when we can capitalize on marketing opportunities (Bilal lanterns, Bilal snacks, Bilal rugs, etc...)

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Fuck Havertz. I hope he goes to Bayern and flops. These smug Bavarian cunts think all German talents want to play for them. Anyway, Holland, France and even Portugal have better and more exciting prospects now.
Sounds like a total jabroni.
 
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