Summer mercato 2021-22 (94 Viewers)

[Post Ironic]

I'm the realest person here. Cleaned my gutters a week ago.

Sorry boys, no time to post on dirty forums with you filthy rumormongering scrubs. Gutter work to be done.

Just demolish the gutters. Let the rain fall free. #NoGutterLifestyle

 

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[Osman]

Did we sign anyone yet?

Sent from my Mi 9T Pro using Tapatalk

I signed a lease to a house with a lawn. AC didn't leave me any choice.


It was either that or commit seppuku for living in rented apartment like a juvenile peasant.

 

[DanielSz]

 

[Post Ironic]

i'm sure he at least checked on the babysitter properly

Nah, he is babysitter. His wife watches him through nanny cam to make sure he is behaving.

 

[Osman]

Was already posted earlier. Someone said Bargigia is so shit he makes Mombly look legit.

 

[Post Ironic]

did you mow your lawn today tho?

I bet he has one of those tiny little manicured lawns and one of the self-driving auto mowers lol

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Was fun read past 10 pages, never change Tuz

Do Inuit have lawns up in the tundra?

 

[Jethro]

btw @AndreaCristiano is doing a good job reporting mercato news apart from a thing or two.
@Cerval though just stopped doing reporting and only complains. This will not be tolerated.

tuz obviously needs it's best informer back.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Can I just say I’m the most authentic Tuzzer on here? You all know where I stand on shit.

pffft.

Can confirm.

 

[il brutto]

did you mow your lawn today tho?

Who the fuck mows their own lawn?

 

[Post Ironic]

Who the fuck mows their own lawn?

Who mows other people’s lawns? Are you professional lawn-mower? How many years of Uni to become this?

 

[CrimsonianKing]

I bet he has one of those tiny little manicured lawns and one of the self-driving auto mowers lol

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What kind of sorcery is that?

Are you saying I could be not just an adult but a hip one fire my lawn guy and buy me one of those robots? Oh my word

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Who the fuck mows their own lawn?

You have Mexicans in finland?

 

[il brutto]

Who mows other people’s lawns? Are you professional lawn-mower? How many years of Uni to become this?

Sadly in Finland we don't have a Lawn-mower Uni

What a cool place that would be though. Would have the golden standard certificate for universities: approved by AndreaCristiano.

 

[Post Ironic]

Sadly in Finland we don't have a Lawn-mower Uni

What a cool place that would be though. Would have the golden standard certificate for universities: approved by AndreaCristiano.

The Trump University of Lawn Mowing. Dean AndreaCristiano

 

[campionesidd]

The Trump University of Lawn Mowing. Dean AndreaCristiano

Your posts just prove how fake and inauthentic you are.

 

[il brutto]

You have Mexicans in finland?

Not in massive numbers.

 

[electricRoo]

You have Mexicans in finland?

In Europe there aren't a lot of us, and we are usually found in universities and local tech hubs, instead of the local home depot.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

In Europe there aren't a lot of us, and we are usually found in universities and local tech hubs, instead of the local home depot.

Mi raza mi Gente, sangre por sangre buey

 

[GarfielD]

Juventus will do very few deals this summer, no swap deals. @DiMarzio

The intention is to get only one midfielder this summer (Locatelli). @DiMarzio

Juventus will sign a midfielder and a young striker (if CR7 stays). [Sky]

Donny Van de Beek is on the market, Juventus who showed interest in the past could make an attempt to bring in the player. @Gazzetta_it

 

[Enron]

Y’all know me, I’m the realist nigga alive
I buy $400 worth of Nautica, and pay for it in fives