Summer mercato 2021-22 (127 Viewers)

[GordoDeCentral]

Y’all know me, I’m the realist nigga alive
I buy $400 worth of Nautica, and pay for it in fives

Back in 98 i got one of my first paychecks, so i went of all places to tj maxx, must have bought 800 dollars worth of shit when i pulled a wad of cash to pay for it the lady behind the counter asked me if i was a prince, pretty sure that's code for drug dealer.

 

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[X Æ A-12]

Who the fuck mows their own lawn?

I wouldnt know I am a renting pleb with no lawn.

 

[Bjerknes]

Who the fuck mows their own lawn?

I do.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Back in 98 i got one of my first paychecks, so i went of all places to tj maxx, must have bought 800 dollars worth of shit when i pulled a wad of cash to pay for it the lady behind the counter asked me if i was a prince, pretty sure that's code for drug dealer.

You ARE a prince though

 

[Post Ironic]

I do.

Pleb

 

[campionesidd]

Pleb

At least he’s a responsible adult with important things to do. Not a lazy, insincere and arrogant loser who lives in a rented flat.

 

[Lion]

Back in 98 i got one of my first paychecks, so i went of all places to tj maxx, must have bought 800 dollars worth of shit when i pulled a wad of cash to pay for it the lady behind the counter asked me if i was a prince, pretty sure that's code for drug dealer.

i can confirm this story. i was lady behind the counter

 

[Post Ironic]

At least he’s a responsible adult with important things to do. Not a lazy, insincere and arrogant loser who lives in a rented flat.

would you say, perchance, he has “a serious life”? @DAiDEViL

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

I don't have a lawn, but I do own a laptop and some boxer briefs.

 

[X Æ A-12]

I don't have a lawn, but I do own a laptop and some boxer briefs.

I fixed the dryer yesterday

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

I fixed the dryer yesterday

If you have time tomorrow, can you swing by and have a look at my washing machine? It makes quite a lot of noise.

 

[Bjerknes]

Pleb

Pleb with $$$$$ ice ice ice cuz I mow my own grass and pay myself bitchez

 

[X Æ A-12]

If you have time tomorrow, can you swing by and have a look at my washing machine? It makes quite a lot of noise.

If it's between the England game and my Tuesday afternoon Mass.

 

[Bjerknes]

If it's between the England game and my Tuesday afternoon Mass.

… shooting?

 

[X Æ A-12]

… shooting?

Well I mean if England win lets keep our options open

 

[Post Ironic]

Pleb with $$$$$ ice ice ice cuz I mow my own grass and pay myself bitchez

You pay yourself to mow your own grass? Are you professional lawn mower too?

 

[RoiLezard]

Who the fuck mows their own lawn?

Just thinking about it stresses me out. I don’t even get my hair cut


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[Post Ironic]

Just thinking about it stresses me out. I don’t even get my hair cut


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Do you at least get the occasional manzilian?

 

[sgjuveboy]

Just read that we are interested in renato Sanchez.

Not sure if it is true. Juve rarely has such big ambition to sign upcoming high-market value young players. If it really does happen, I will be pleasantly shocked.

That dude can easily combine with mckennie and dominate any series A midfield.

 

[RoiLezard]

Do you at least get the occasional manzilian?

I’d rather do that part myself at my own pace


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