It's like getting married. The spouse is all on a diet to fit into her wedding dress. Once she gets hitched, her ass explodes all over the sofa like a Mentos x Coca-Cola smoothie.
Pogs was holding it in until he got signed. Once signed, his limbs fell off like a 40-year-old Boba Fett action figure removed from Elton John's butthole.
Has anybody been to the United forum? It’s not like they have much to celebrate with their club these days so they must be having the time of their lives right now.
Use advanced searh with the key words: injury prone + pogba + dont sign, and see which member used them the most often. Bestow on him "Member of the Year".
Where are all those lavish praise towards an administrator who got balls to tear up an agreement with Dybala to bring this guy in? I would like to read them now.
The world is full of people who's brain just ain't there when moving around. Next time they're signing someone, should check if that particular person can make a trip to the toilet without stumping his toe on his way there. It has to have something to do with the coordination. You just cannot do 2 things at once.
Fool has been here for three weeks. How the fuck is J medical at fault for us signing a player who has missed more games than Zaniolo over the last three years?
Pogba our new Kaka(the broken one that returned to the club)
Zaniolo our new Pato
Now all we need is Allegri to get sacked (again) after he gets smoked by a new Berardi from Salernitana and the transformation to AC Juve will be complete.