Inflation is hurting my butt, I offer myself to take the mascot role. I am way cheaper than
@JuveJay and I can post silly pictures of cats dressed with Juventus kits.
If you, board member of Juventus, actually look me up. Yes, I don't have a cat. But several neighbors have and they won't notice if I steal a cat every now and then for a short stint. No, I don't own a camera but I have cellphone. It's more authentic with the youth then. I don't have tiny kits but I have MS Paint so I'll crop something up.
I don't know what's on the table for JuveJay but I'll do it for his salary minus 50 euros. So it's a steal. I can come by your office for the press release but you have to renew my passport and hook me up with a flight ticket. I'd do these things myself but... yah know, again, inflation is busting my balls.
PS. You are super-duper-great. That's the kind of attitude you'll see coming. You'll start every day with a smile and fall asleep to cute kitty-pictures. It's a no-brainer.