Massimiliano Allegri (279 Viewers)
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Paredes is 28, Kostic and Pogba 29, they're not in their 30ties, but soon will be.
No doubt that Galeone is senile, but we also seem to be. Last year acc to Bene we were in year 2 of a 3 year project, this year in his rhetoric it's turned into a 5 year project. we've had 3 transfer windows in this new project and for me it's hard to see any purpose or logic in what we're doing, some of our transfers are as risky and random as under Tici and there's neither a clear formation nor strategy
No doubt that Galeone is senile, but we also seem to be. Last year acc to Bene we were in year 2 of a 3 year project, this year in his rhetoric it's turned into a 5 year project. we've had 3 transfer windows in this new project and for me it's hard to see any purpose or logic in what we're doing, some of our transfers are as risky and random as under Tici and there's neither a clear formation nor strategy
Inflation is hurting my butt, I offer myself to take the mascot role. I am way cheaper than @JuveJay and I can post silly pictures of cats dressed with Juventus kits.
If you, board member of Juventus, actually look me up. Yes, I don't have a cat. But several neighbors have and they won't notice if I steal a cat every now and then for a short stint. No, I don't own a camera but I have cellphone. It's more authentic with the youth then. I don't have tiny kits but I have MS Paint so I'll crop something up.
I don't know what's on the table for JuveJay but I'll do it for his salary minus 50 euros. So it's a steal. I can come by your office for the press release but you have to renew my passport and hook me up with a flight ticket. I'd do these things myself but... yah know, again, inflation is busting my balls.
PS. You are super-duper-great. That's the kind of attitude you'll see coming. You'll start every day with a smile and fall asleep to cute kitty-pictures. It's a no-brainer.
If you, board member of Juventus, actually look me up. Yes, I don't have a cat. But several neighbors have and they won't notice if I steal a cat every now and then for a short stint. No, I don't own a camera but I have cellphone. It's more authentic with the youth then. I don't have tiny kits but I have MS Paint so I'll crop something up.
I don't know what's on the table for JuveJay but I'll do it for his salary minus 50 euros. So it's a steal. I can come by your office for the press release but you have to renew my passport and hook me up with a flight ticket. I'd do these things myself but... yah know, again, inflation is busting my balls.
PS. You are super-duper-great. That's the kind of attitude you'll see coming. You'll start every day with a smile and fall asleep to cute kitty-pictures. It's a no-brainer.
You have to be the biggest imbecile on this forum. 
"So an arbitrary number of points will make you believe he suddenly isnt a complete moron anymore, a defeatist loser like Sarri (worse shit than we have even heard from him) or the stubborn fraud he has been exposed to be, he would be cured of everything and we would be comfortable with him as coach?"
