i will never forget his court date i had once in downtown chicago, it was 9 am, the first guy to appear in front of the judge was this mexican dude who had no driver's license, no insurance, caught speeding with open container driving alone, when confronted by the judge the dude stoiclly answered 'senor i got kids in mexico to feed' that was his defense and boy did it work, he got away with all that shit with a 50 dollar fine