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:lol: Erik is just pure class!

Ok guys,one of my colleagues lost a huge deal at work & he was bragging & struttin his stuff,convinced that he could pull off a major coup with a big investor.None the less to say he didnt succeed,now he has to buy 500(yes 500) bottles of absynthe & the real deal. the problem here is that im...

Zdenek Zeman has ruled out the possibility of ever becoming the Coach of Italian giants Juventus. Some are suggesting that the Czech should be handed the Bianconeri job after the club’s credibility and image was damaged by the ‘Calciopoli’ scandal. But Zeman, who yesterday left Brescia...

Luciano Moggi, the man at the centre of the alleged match-fixing allegations, says he’s been ambushed by Milan Vice-President Adriano Galliani. In his first interview since the scandal erupted, Moggi has looked to defend himself while attacking Galliani and also now former FIGC chief Franco...

Nicolas Anelka has slammed his omission from France's World Cup squad, claiming he has been unfairly treated. The Fenerbahce striker had hoped to get the nod to travel to Germany after playing in some of France's warm-up games, but was ultimately snubbed by coach Raymond Domenech. Anelka...

:lol: This shit is sooooooo nasty yet hilarious,i dont no wheter to spew or laugh http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/9044

Fabio Capello has been confirmed as Juventus Coach for next season, decided today’s Board of Directors meeting. The tactician has won two consecutive Serie A titles since taking over, but his future was in doubt amid a revolution within the club. Although he had said in the past that his...

Woman left as deposit at petrol station Berlin - A German woman left her friend as a deposit at a gas station because she did not have enough cash to pay for her petrol, police said on Wednesday. "She didn't have enough money to pay the bill, so her friend stayed behind as a human deposit...

Juventus striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic could replace Andriy Shevchenko at Milan next season, his agent has confirmed. “A move to Milan would be a solution welcomed by the player,” Mino Raiola told the Guerin Sportivo magazine. Ibrahimovic could be one of many players to leave the Old Lady at...

Goalkeepers: Dida (Milan), Julio Cesar (Internazionale), Rogerio Ceni (Sao Paulo) Defenders: Cafu (Milan), Cicinho (Real Madrid), Lucio (Bayern Munich), Juan (Bayer Leverkusen), Roberto Carlos (Real Madrid), Gilberto (Hertha Berlin), Cris (Lyon), Luisao (Benfica) Midfielders: Edmilson...

Goalkeepers:Jens Lehmann (Arsenal), Oliver Kahn (Bayern Munich), Timo Hildebrand (VfB Stuttgart) Defenders: Arne Friedrich (Hertha Berlin), Robert Huth (Chelsea), Marcell Jansen (Borussia Monchengladbach), Philipp Lahm (Bayern Munich), Per Mertesacker (Hannover), Christoph Metzelder...

There may have been celebrations in Bari as Juventus won the title, but a large number of fans contested the club’s ‘Triade’ on their return to Turin. Around 200 Bianconeri followers gathered at the Caselle airport last night as they awaited for the side to touch down in northern Italy...

Goalkeepers: Iker Casillas (Real Madrid), Jose Reina (Liverpool), Santiago Canizares (Valencia) Defenders: Antonio Lopez (Atletico Madrid), Pablo Ibanez (Atletico Madrid), Carles Puyol (Barcelona), Juanito (Real Betis), Asier del Horno (Chelsea), Michel Salgado (Real Madrid), Sergio Ramos...

Keepers: Fabien Barthez (Marseille), Gregory Coupet (Lyon), Mickael Landreau (FC Nantes) Defenders: Eric Abidal (Lyon), Jean-Alain Boumsong (Newcastle United), Pascal Chimbonda (Wigan), William Gallas (Chelsea), Gael Givet (Monaco), Willy Sagnol (Bayern Munich), Mikael Silvestre (Manchester...

Juventus boss Fabio Capello could be on the verge of a summer switch to Inter, insist reports in Italy. Whispers have been circulating over the last few days that Capello recently met with Nerazzurri owner Massimo Moratti in Lugano with regard to a move. It’s unclear at this stage whether...

Jonathan Bachini’s career seems to be over after his appeal against a life ban from football was rejected. The former Juventus and Italian international was handed the sentence earlier this year after twice testing positive for cocaine. After previously failing to pass a dope test while at...

European heavyweights Juventus and Bayern Munich are reportedly interested in Porto starlet Pepe. The 23-year-old Brazilian was drafted into the Porto squad a couple of years ago to replace Ricardo Carvalho, who moved on to Chelsea. His performances since have been so eye-catching that...

Arsene Wenger is rumoured to be ready to turn to veteran France international defender Lilian Thuram in a bid to add some experience to his squad. Wenger's young Arsenal stars have shown their class in the last couple of months of the season and they could cap a memorable campaign with...

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. In fact holidays and weekends is when I toil the most. I work in a damp...

Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who walk through airport turnstile...