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    The Police State

    Cops Taser Drowned Dad’s Distraught Son Police prevented sons from attempting to rescue father Paul Joseph Watson Prison Planet.com Friday, December 5, 2008 California cops tasered a distraught son whose father was drowning after he and his brother complained that police were not doing...
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    The Life and Times of Claudio Ranieri

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    The Worst Players On Your Own National Team

    This is where we highlight the worst players to wear your national kit. Since I support the United States, here it goes. Brian Fucking Ching - Striker - Houston Dynamo - The worst striker to ever play for the United States. He can't shoot, he can't pass, but somehow he manages to be called up...
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    Bretton Woods II: A New World Financial Order

    And perhaps the debasement of various currencies? For all those who are unfamiliar with Bretton Woods I, this was a monetary management conference between industrial states that took place after the end of World War II. The Bretton Woods Agreements formed obligations for each nation to adopt a...
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    Natural Disasters: God's Drama Series?

    For those who believe in an Almighty God, what do you consider natural disasters to be? God punishing those for their sins? God allowing the physical forces in nature to run rampant? God's version of Fear Factor or the Perfect Storm for his viewing pleasure? How would one justify these...
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    Player Effigies

    Wayne Rooney Portuguese National Team Zambrotta and Emerson Marchionni Michael Owen Landon Donovan
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    JCK Laughs (just to please Andy)

    Peopled laughed at some of our opinions, saying the team doesn't need a playmaker, big deal, et cetera. We doubted our manager and you lot say we are not supporters. Is that still true? You know, sometimes hindsight is a good thing, sometimes it is needed. Some need to think before they...
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    Gay High School

    This should make some heads fly. "Public school officials in Chicago, Illinois, are recommending approval of a "gay-friendly" high school because harassment and violence are causing gay students to skip class and drop out at alarming rates."...
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    The Del Piero Factor

    Last year this man created or scored in at least 50% of our goals last season. I'd wager to say that he had a hand in at least 65% of our goals in Serie A. My question is this - if Alex cannot regain his form from last season, what does that mean for our team? We rely heavily on his skills in...
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    Obama Waffles: Energize Your Inner Racist

    http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Seemingly_racist_Obama_waffles_popular_at_0913.html Seemingly racist Obama waffles popular at 'Family Values' summit An exhibitor at the 2008 Value Voters Summit - sponsored by the Family Research Council and counting among its speakers former House Speaker Newt...
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    Altair: Where Does It End?

    So which bank is the next to fail? Bloomberg thinks AIG will survive, but it doesn't look good. Is WAMU the next one to go down? I'm so glad I'm not in any real stocks at this point - might as well just wait until we are in better times, which hopefully will arrive soon. PS - Welcome back...
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    Where are the Barzagli People Now?

    Yeah, that's right. Why don't all of you clowns who wanted Barzagli come on out, because I'm tired of this drag queen shit. You lot thought he was a good defender just because he was Italian. You were wrong; dead wrong that is. So to all those who wanted Barzagli on the team: watch more...
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    The Official Weather Thread: Andy's Haven

    Well, one of Andries' favorite topics is back. Another Hurricane is about to smash into New Orleans only three years after Hurricane Katrina. You can't write this stuff. I have no idea how well Louisiana is prepared, but what I do know is that I'm looking at a storm that is obviously...
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    Most Hilarious Posts By Forum Members

    This thread is dedicated to some of the funniest posts this forum has had the privilege to laugh at. Post all the stuff you want. My first shoutout goes to Seven who caught this joke right off the bat. http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22821&page=3
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    Fun without Death

    If there was one thing you could do in your life with the guarantee your life would be sparred in the act, what would it be? I'm talking about hang-gliding, parachuting, wire-walking across buildings, or even walking into a police station with your gunz blazing. Moreover, if there was one...
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    ENOUGH WITH THE MILAN FRIENDLIES

    That's it, I can't take it anymore. I'm tired of playing Milan in these useless friendlies and having serious injuries every single August. People say it's a superstition, but really, an event that happens every single year means the probability of an event is high. How many injuries have...
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    Emergency Move for Possible Lengthy Chiellini Injury?

    If we find out that Chiellini will be out for a lengthy stint on the sidelines, would we actually try to find a quality centerback to cope for the loss? Or will we just trust Mellberg, Legrottaglie and Knezevic? If Chiellini is out for anything over two months, we're just going to have to...
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    Official: Euro 2008 Fixed

    http://www.juventuz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25020&page=215&highlight=Thuram Can't believe UEFA had the balls to pull this off.
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    The Official Hedge Our Bad Transfers/Bad Performances Thread

    I was thinking earlier, hell, if we can allocate time and money to signing a player such as Knezevic, or spending approximately 10 million Euros for Poulsen plus 3.5 per season, we could partake in a little risk management. We can get Senor Canardo to broker us out some deals that will at least...
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    Doing Coke on Government Installations Must be a Dream!

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews...name_page.html BUSH 'TOOK COCAINE AT CAMP DAVID' And wife Laura liked dope, says book By Emma Pryer GEORGE W Bush snorted cocaine at Camp David, a new book claims. His wife Laura also allegedly tried cannabis in her youth. Author Kitty Kelley says in her...