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  1. Bjerknes

    New Member Trying to Find Out Left Hand From Right Foot

    Hi guys. I'm a new member and I have a problem. You see, I can't figure out which one is right foot and left hand, nor right hand and left foot. Do you guys know how this stuff works? Cuz I'm confused. Also, welcome me! Did you know I have been a Juve fan for a long time?! WOW! I feel...
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    New Moderators (as if someone had asked me)

    I would like to nominate Enron and Sarah (Primadonna) for the new moderators on this forum. You know what? I don't give a care if Enron supports Liverpool, or if he supports Pohong Pansies FC, but he's one very objective and intelligent person. How do I know this? Because he's been my friend...
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    The Great Juventuz Experiment(or give them enough rope and they will hang themselves)

    So everybody is a mod again... except for me this time. Why did you guys leave me out?! :sad:
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    Unban Burke

    Even though Burke is on vacation he has wireless internet down there and his computer, so he became angry to see that he was banned. I just talked to him and he was WTF was going on, and then I told him about Enron's plan to ban him. :lol2: His response was, "Ha ha ha.... unban me." The...
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    Why do most spammers make their threads in Off-topic?

    I'll take a bet that 75% of spammers concoct their threads in Off-topic. Why don't they ever utilize other areas of the forums, like the Hangout? What, do they think they won't get caught posting in here? Or are they the same sorry individuals that just come to the same play? At least some...
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    The War on Iran

    Israeli official says attack on Iran 'unavoidable' Olmert deputy tells newspaper sanctions not slowing Iran's nuclear work JERUSALEM - An Israeli attack on Iranian nuclear sites looks “unavoidable” given the apparent failure of sanctions to deny Tehran technology with bomb-making potential...
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    Mysterous Object Photographed by Mars Lander

    http://space.newscientist.com/article/dn13995-stunning-new-images-of-phoenix-mars-lander-released.html Most scientists believe the object is just a rock, but what if it's not just a rock? Life on Mars anyone? The top one does resemble a skinny little alien. ;)
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    The Official Euro 2008 England Thread

    Such a shame this bastion of brilliant football isn't allowed in this tournament, but then again this tournament is just rubbish if they don't want England in there. The Italians probably fixed it up anyway. That's why the best football in this world will not be seen. They're scared of...
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    Water Damaged Penisdick

    Well, my laptop was drenched in water while the power cord was plugged in and in sleep mod. It must have been sitting in water for a good 6 hours before I noticed. Now it's pretty obvious the laptop is shot barring a miracle, but how likely is it that I'll be able to recover any data from the...
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    Myanmar Cyclone

    Why isn't anybody talking about this? At least 100,000 dead in this disaster. Why isn't anyone talking about their retarded government fouling up the relief? They don't have a clue what they're doing. RIP to the victims of another powerful cyclone.
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    Matteo Died of Natural Causes

    According to the Holy Gospel of Luke, Parma supporter Matteo died of natural causes. Biblical scriptures cite that Matteo died because he jumped out in front of a bus, a sacrifice for all hypocritical Serie A fans in God's green earth. According to reports, the bus was controlled by Jesus...
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    So Who Should Play for the Azzurri?

    I've come across several Azzurri supporters on forums and streets alike that contradict themselves time and time again. Nobody seems to keep a standard. When Camoranesi was called up for the Azzurri, some fans said no to his inclusion and some fans said yes because of the notion he has "Italian...
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    FORZA JUVE

    Just wanted to say I love you all. Yes, even the bad mods. Thank you Juventus for one of the greatest wins I have ever seen in my lifetime. WE DESTROYED INTER.
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    News in Brief February 28, 2208

    News in Brief The Associated Press February 28, 2208 News Chinese officials continue to investigate the massive 200 flying autocarplane pileup today on one of China's largest aerial motorways. Tuesday morning's accidents were one of China's largest flying car pileups since 2198 where 34...
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    Petroleum Economics and the Middle East

    Due to off-topic posts regarding petroleum economics and US foreign policy in the Kosova thread, I'll move some posts here to keep the discussion running. By the way, this is primarily an economic discussion that unfortunately has a lot of political roots. There is no point in hiding that...
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    What do people think of loaning now?

    During the summer while we were discussing the futures of Giovinco, Marchisio, and Criscito, the majority of members here agreed that it would be best to send these players away on loan. In the past it frankly has not worked, and most players were left to languish on the bench. Then came along...
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    Is the FA Cup the Most Prestigious Cup Competition in the World?

    I'm watching Fox Football Phone-In on FSC, and the question of the day is whether or not you think the FA Cup is the "most Prestigious" cup competition in the world. Thus far nine people have said yes, while three people said no. The show is put on by two Englishmen, one of which is Nick...
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    Wall Street

    Does anybody here have any positions on the major exchanges across the world, such as Hong Kong, NYSE Euronext, Frankfurt, Nasdaq, or the like? If so, what are you long or short in?
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    Check out these pretty Sine Curves

    :weee:
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    TWO GIRLS... ONE CUP. HOT CHECK IT.

    FFS