Winter Mercato Thread 2018/19 (22 Viewers)

[Fr3sh]

Love you too, bro. Its cute how you think i would ever marry a black person.

I hope you meet the perfect woman, perfect black woman, with perfect body and everything. Her BJ skills are only matched by her cooking skills. You fall head over heels for her, you're blissfully in love. Then one day she tells you she missed her period and she might be pregnant.

You're overwhelmed with happiness, you spend all your life savings on baby stuff for next 9months. She gives you beautiful twins boys.

Then on their first birthday she ghosts you with the kids. Sometime after you gonna see @DAiDEViL posting pics of himself with her. Heartbroken.

 

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[Nedved96]

Poor man's rakib

Did rakib hype Ndombele 6 months before Juve began scouting him? Didn’t think so.

 

[Fr3sh]

Did rakib hype Ndombele 6 months before Juve began scouting him? Didn’t think so.

If we had to scale shit it would be like dis:

We'll use @zizinho as the midline.

Zizi is Goku
I am the Vegeta
Kyle is fatman yajirobe
Rakib is Broly super Saiyan god
You are Hercule, a fraud.

 

[Nedved96]

You are Hercule, a fraud.

If I was we would have already signed Ndombele, Torreira, Barella, De Jong and Ascacibar. Total midfield domination

 

[Fr3sh]

If I was we would have already signed Ndombele, Torreira, Barella, De Jong and Ascacibar. Total midfield domination

That's the main difference between you and Rakib, rakib is thorough. For every player he mentions he puts up 4 possible line ups for said player. Sometimes he'd have 1 post with 30 lineups. Man's a wizard.

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@Nedved96 shouldnt be giggling should be trying to catch up to raki da gawd

 

[DAiDEViL]

I hope you meet the perfect woman, perfect black woman, with perfect body and everything. Her BJ skills are only matched by her cooking skills. You fall head over heels for her, you're blissfully in love. Then one day she tells you she missed her period and she might be pregnant.

You're overwhelmed with happiness, you spend all your life savings on baby stuff for next 9months. She gives you beautiful twins boys.

Then on their first birthday she ghosts you with the kids. Sometime after you gonna see @DAiDEViL posting pics of himself with her. Heartbroken.

A mother of two? Pass.

 

[Fr3sh]

A mother of two? Pass.

Was actually your kids. @Kyle will find out later in life he's always been impotent.

 

[zizinho]

If we had to scale shit it would be like dis:

We'll use @zizinho as the midline.

Zizi is Goku
I am the Vegeta
Kyle is fatman yajirobe
Rakib is Broly super Saiyan god
You are Hercule, a fraud.

We need rakib back, these frauds like N96 couldnt give us one single formation in months. And he spends too much time in other threads, disqualifying him as a scout

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Was actually your kids. @Kyle will find out later in life he's always been impotent.

Fat AND impotent. Life is tough sometimes

 

[Fr3sh]

We need rakib back, these frauds like N96 couldnt give us one single formation in months. And he spends too much time in other threads, disqualifying him as a scout

We can't all be great I guess

 

[Daddi]

Torreira was a no-brainer, fantastic player. I have been hyping him up for a long time now.

https://www.juventuz.com/threads/winter-mercato-thread-2018.43236/page-65#post-5639849

https://www.juventuz.com/threads/build-predict-your-juve.42426/page-49#post-5648892

https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2018.43439/page-27#post-5682948

https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2018.43439/page-164#post-5711315

https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2018.43439/page-570#post-5764105

Of course some fools were doubting my judgement

Last season when samp beat us, he were everywhere. Like Verratti on steroids. I wanted him here after that game.

I read some where allegri prefer taller players in midfield..

 

[DAiDEViL]

Was actually your kids. @Kyle will find out later in life he's always been impotent.

That sounds like a bad trade off. I'll get two kids i never wanted in the first place and Kyle get's his single life back.

 

[Nedved96]

I read some where allegri prefer taller players in midfield..

Gotta have those dominant tall players in midfield, like Khedira and Can.

We can’t have any inferior shorties in midfield like Xavi, Iniesta, Davids or Scholes.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Gotta have those dominant tall players in midfield, like Khedira and Can.

We can’t have any inferior shorties in midfield like Xavi, Iniesta, Davids or Scholes.

Or Pirlo

Pjanic ain't exactly a tank either.

 

[Nedved96]

Pirlo and Pjanic are both 5’10, not midgets like the ones I listed above.

I also think that Allegri really prefers height in midfield, but if he had Xavi he would obviously use him.

 

[DAiDEViL]

I also think that Allegri really prefers height in midfield, but if he had Xavi he would obviously use him.

In other words - If we had quality mids, Max would play them.

But yes, he prefers one of the three mids to be tall/a good header, he said it himself.

 

[X Æ A-12]

I hope you meet the perfect woman, perfect black woman, with perfect body and everything. Her BJ skills are only matched by her cooking skills. You fall head over heels for her, you're blissfully in love. Then one day she tells you she missed her period and she might be pregnant.

You're overwhelmed with happiness, you spend all your life savings on baby stuff for next 9months. She gives you beautiful twins boys.

Then on their first birthday she ghosts you with the kids. Sometime after you gonna see @DAiDEViL posting pics of himself with her. Heartbroken.

Good, black women get fat as hell once think they've got you locked down as baby daddy.

Daidevil can have as soon as she is pregnant. He does seem cuck enough to get with a used up single mother and pay for her spawn.

 

[Fr3sh]

Good, black women get fat as hell once think they've got you locked down as baby daddy.

Daidevil can have as soon as she is pregnant. He does seem cuck enough to get with a used up single mother and pay for her spawn.

I hope you win the jackpot for whatever national lottery you have, then lose you ticket while on your way to submit winning ticket.

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200mil jackpot won and gone. Just like that.

 

[Nedved96]

I hope you win the jackpot for whatever national lottery you have, then lose you ticket while on your way to submit winning ticket.

200mil jackpot won and gone. Just like that.

Gone? More like stolen by for his transfer window budget.

 

[DAiDEViL]

I hope you win the jackpot for whatever national lottery you have, then lose you ticket while on your way to submit winning ticket.

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200mil jackpot won and gone. Just like that.

 

[.zero]

Poor man's rakib

Damn son

How is it possible to be more poor than @rakib567


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