Osman

Koul Khara!
Aug 30, 2002
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I dont know if this is the place for this but a few days ago my 2 year old kid came to me and said "Juventus"
I didnt brainwash him to say it... He probably saw me and heard me say it maybe even once he sat on me and watched something like 5 minutes (until he got bored - he is still a kid so he likes kids stuff on tv..) I told him Im a fan and this is Juventus and bla bla and I guess he remembered...
Kids at this age are like a sponge - They just absorb everything you tell them

Quick, buy him Juve gear from head to toe, I did this to my cousins son, the father is Barca fan, he didnt start early on, I showered the kid with Juve gear for years :D Now 7 about to be 8, and Juve is only thing he cares about in football.



So what am I saying is, get in there before your evil cousin turns your kid against you :lol:
 

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Orgut

Senior Member
Dec 31, 2002
18,662
Quick, buy him Juve gear from head to toe, I did this to my cousins son, the father is Barca fan, he didnt start early on, I showered the kid with Juve gear for years :D Now 7 about to be 8, and Juve is only thing he cares about in football.



So what am I saying is, get in there before your evil cousin turns your kid against you :lol:
Everyone knows that everything that is not Juve related will not be accepted here...
Anyway I bought him a Ronaldo Juve shirt pants and socks (it came as a set) but it said some size and then came a 4 year old size - Maybe he could wear it in a year who knows..
I think I`ll wait until he could drink from mugs (it will take a while) and then buy him a Juve mug to get attached to - I`ll make him a true Bianconero :D
 

Ronn

#TeamPestoFlies
May 3, 2012
20,418
I dont know if this is the place for this but a few days ago my 2 year old kid came to me and said "Juventus"
I didnt brainwash him to say it... He probably saw me and heard me say it maybe even once he sat on me and watched something like 5 minutes (until he got bored - he is still a kid so he likes kids stuff on tv..) I told him Im a fan and this is Juventus and bla bla and I guess he remembered...
Kids at this age are like a sponge - They just absorb everything you tell them
Surprised he didn't say Rabiot first :D
Get him Juve gear and he'll be a fan for life.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,142
I dont know if this is the place for this but a few days ago my 2 year old kid came to me and said "Juventus"
I didnt brainwash him to say it... He probably saw me and heard me say it maybe even once he sat on me and watched something like 5 minutes (until he got bored - he is still a kid so he likes kids stuff on tv..) I told him Im a fan and this is Juventus and bla bla and I guess he remembered...
Kids at this age are like a sponge - They just absorb everything you tell them
Congratulations! His first word wasn't "F*ck". Time to celebrate being a proud dad. That's like keeping a daughter off the stripper pole. Or out of The Pado's hotel room. One of the two.

I totally would if I could
I told someone at work this morning, in response to "How's it going?", "Well, I didn't quit."

@Dostoevsky Whatever brings home the bacon
Hey, you could have instead been this dude who wrote a brilliant reply to a post about women's crotch floss on Jezebel:
https://jezebel.com/1833558611

I have to say, though, I'ze be impressed by him.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,142
Why are you on jezebel? Isnt that just a less woke everydayfeminism?
Good question. In some dimensions, maybe. It has too much self-awareness and conscious humor to be nearly as good as everydayfeminism, however. But I came across that gem in my feeds and so I looked.

Flat-earthers get their curvature denial, white supremacists get their social replacement theory, QAnoners get their Hilary sex dungeon pizza place break-ins, and me? I get women griping about how there isn't enough latex to cover their labia.

Social media echo chambers, amirite?
 

Orgut

Senior Member
Dec 31, 2002
18,662
Congratulations! His first word wasn't "F*ck". Time to celebrate being a proud dad. That's like keeping a daughter off the stripper pole. Or out of The Pado's hotel room. One of the two.



I told someone at work this morning, in response to "How's it going?", "Well, I didn't quit."



Hey, you could have instead been this dude who wrote a brilliant reply to a post about women's crotch floss on Jezebel:
https://jezebel.com/1833558611

I have to say, though, I'ze be impressed by him.
It wasnt his first word but he did come and say it..
His first word was daddy of course

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Surprised he didn't say Rabiot first :D
Get him Juve gear and he'll be a fan for life.
Im not that keen on Rabiot I dont know why half the forum thinks Im his biggest fan...
I just said he is a great player + young+free transfer - Should he not be a free transfer I wouldnt even suggest him...
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
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