What Are You Doing Right Now? (348 Viewers)

[.zero]

This guy has a great writing style

I didn't want to stop reading

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Wittl]

Surprised he didn't say Rabiot first
Get him Juve gear and he'll be a fan for life.

And now @Orgut tells him that palestines are bad people.

 

[Orgut]

Congratulations! His first word wasn't "F*ck". Time to celebrate being a proud dad. That's like keeping a daughter off the stripper pole. Or out of The Pado's hotel room. One of the two.



I told someone at work this morning, in response to "How's it going?", "Well, I didn't quit."



Hey, you could have instead been this dude who wrote a brilliant reply to a post about women's crotch floss on Jezebel:
https://jezebel.com/1833558611

I have to say, though, I'ze be impressed by him.

It wasnt his first word but he did come and say it..
His first word was daddy of course

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Surprised he didn't say Rabiot first
Get him Juve gear and he'll be a fan for life.

Im not that keen on Rabiot I dont know why half the forum thinks Im his biggest fan...
I just said he is a great player + young+free transfer - Should he not be a free transfer I wouldnt even suggest him...

 

[swag]

Interesting you mention that as my feed is now at least 20% translated jav titles ie "i have to go right away. But i want you to cum heaps"

Who was showing me that Twitter feed of J-Porn headlines again? That was boss.

 

[.zero]

Who was showing me that Twitter feed of J-Porn headlines again? That was boss.

Yes I'd like to learn more about this too

 

[Enron]

Can someone organize a workshop?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

J-Porn? Are all of the men's team, women's team and Primavera involved?

They really are serious about creating different revenue streams.

 

[X Æ A-12]

https://mobile.twitter.com/javdottxt?lang=en

Who was showing me that Twitter feed of J-Porn headlines again? That was boss.

 

[swag]

Can someone organize a workshop?

They're called jerk clubs, yo.

J-Porn? Are all of the men's team, women's team and Primavera involved?

They really are serious about creating different revenue streams.

Ha, wait for the J-Porn line from Juvestore....

https://mobile.twitter.com/javdottxt?lang=en

YES!!! I knew I could count on you.

 

[swag]

Enjoy https://mobile.twitter.com/JAVdottxt

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Im listening

And here it felt like ages ago...

 

[.zero]

Yikes thats nsfw

 

[X Æ A-12]

Yikes thats nsfw

Sorry. I can recommend some SFW porn if you want

 

[.zero]

Sorry. I can recommend some SFW porn if you want

Who says chivalry is dead?

 

[Enron]

What a gentle man

 

[.zero]

Gentle in the sheets, barbarian in these streets

 

[HelterSkelter]

A touch above lenin in the streets and dostoyevsky in the sheets?


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[Enron]

das it main

 

[swag]

Yikes thats nsfw

Hey, don't blame me for prudish American office standards. Some of us work where there are rooms for J-models getting proctology exams.

 

[.zero]

I can't ever blame you for anything quite honestly

 

[Enron]

Just witnessed the $20 bucks I chipped in yesterday to celebrate our Mormon Project Managers Birthday. We had a trans comedian come in and sing dirty happy birthday. Complete with lap dance.