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I dont know if this is the place for this but a few days ago my 2 year old kid came to me and said "Juventus"
I didnt brainwash him to say it... He probably saw me and heard me say it maybe even once he sat on me and watched something like 5 minutes (until he got bored - he is still a kid so he likes kids stuff on tv..) I told him Im a fan and this is Juventus and bla bla and I guess he remembered...
Kids at this age are like a sponge - They just absorb everything you tell them
I didnt brainwash him to say it... He probably saw me and heard me say it maybe even once he sat on me and watched something like 5 minutes (until he got bored - he is still a kid so he likes kids stuff on tv..) I told him Im a fan and this is Juventus and bla bla and I guess he remembered...
Kids at this age are like a sponge - They just absorb everything you tell them
Quick, buy him Juve gear from head to toe, I did this to my cousins son, the father is Barca fan, he didnt start early on, I showered the kid with Juve gear for years
Now 7 about to be 8, and Juve is only thing he cares about in football.So what am I saying is, get in there before your evil cousin turns your kid against you
Quick, buy him Juve gear from head to toe, I did this to my cousins son, the father is Barca fan, he didnt start early on, I showered the kid with Juve gear for years Now 7 about to be 8, and Juve is only thing he cares about in football.
So what am I saying is, get in there before your evil cousin turns your kid against you
Now 7 about to be 8, and Juve is only thing he cares about in football.So what am I saying is, get in there before your evil cousin turns your kid against you
Anyway I bought him a Ronaldo Juve shirt pants and socks (it came as a set) but it said some size and then came a 4 year old size - Maybe he could wear it in a year who knows..
I think I`ll wait until he could drink from mugs (it will take a while) and then buy him a Juve mug to get attached to - I`ll make him a true Bianconero
@Dostoevsky That's great news bradar
Whatever brings home the bacon
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Congratulations! His first word wasn't "F*ck". Time to celebrate being a proud dad. That's like keeping a daughter off the stripper pole. Or out of The Pado's hotel room. One of the two.
I told someone at work this morning, in response to "How's it going?", "Well, I didn't quit."
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I told someone at work this morning, in response to "How's it going?", "Well, I didn't quit."
Hey, you could have instead been this dude who wrote a brilliant reply to a post about women's crotch floss on Jezebel:
https://jezebel.com/1833558611
I have to say, though, I'ze be impressed by him.
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Social media echo chambers, amirite?
Flat-earthers get their curvature denial, white supremacists get their social replacement theory, QAnoners get their Hilary sex dungeon pizza place break-ins, and me? I get women griping about how there isn't enough latex to cover their labia.
Social media echo chambers, amirite?