Post Ironic

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Feb 9, 2013
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Ive been making blueberry, kale, cranberry juice (eases the explosive burn) and protein powder smoothies in the morning just so i can take two shits by 10 AM every morning.

It has now become a part of my work schedule. 10/10 would highly recommend just make sure there is ample toilet paper before you sit down.
Kale and fruit juice smoothies. Wow those hairy vegan dykes really did a number on you during that camping trip. When you joining Antifa?
 

X Æ A-12

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What's wrong with consuming fruits and vegetables? I'm making it myself so i'm not spending 10$ on some hipster crap and its not like I have cut back at all on eating or abusing animals.

I am just a man who believes in making the most out of bowel movements.
 

Post Ironic

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Feb 9, 2013
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What's wrong with consuming fruits and vegetables? I'm making it myself so i'm not spending 10$ on some hipster crap and its not like I have cut back at all on eating or abusing animals.

I am just a man who believes in making the most out of bowel movements.
I eat a ton of fruits and vegetables. It's just the "kale smoothie" thing. All that ilk, the vegan, hippie chicks i know are always drinking kale smoothies. :p
 

X Æ A-12

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I eat a ton of fruits and vegetables. It's just the "kale smoothie" thing. All that ilk, the vegan, hippie chicks i know are always drinking kale smoothies. :p
So what? I eat kale everyday, tastes like ass but because its healthy.

If you have such a fragile self image that eating kale is an affront to your masculinity then you are the one who needs a reality check.

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Don't listen to them. It's a good thing that you're changing your McDonald's and Moutain Dew lifestyle
Easy, uncreative shot and not at all true regarding me. No American Psycho gif for this lazy an effort, you will instead have to dissect this negative rep. :tup:
 

Post Ironic

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Feb 9, 2013
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So what? I eat kale everyday, tastes like ass but because its healthy.

If you have such a fragile self image that eating kale is an affront to your masculinity then you are the one who needs a reality check.

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Easy, uncreative shot and not at all true regarding me. No American Psycho gif for this lazy an effort, you will instead have to dissect this negative rep. :tup:
Kale seems to be an emotive issue for you. :lol2: I'm just messing with you. For being healthy, there are other veggies I generally prefer to kale. Nothing to do with masculinity.

Although, switch that masculinity to "toxic masculinity" and I will start worrying about the vegans girls brainwashing you. :scared:
 

Martin

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R&Be

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you know how after getting drunk/high and playing games / watching movies / disconnecting from the world for an entire night can make the next day feel surreal ?

tom cruise makes me think that's how life is for him. like he kinda forgot what the F is normal somewhere in the late 80s and he just acts like what he thinks normal should be. an incomplete script made of memories of what normal is supposed to be
 

Seven

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So what? I eat kale everyday, tastes like ass but because its healthy.

If you have such a fragile self image that eating kale is an affront to your masculinity then you are the one who needs a reality check.

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Easy, uncreative shot and not at all true regarding me. No American Psycho gif for this lazy an effort, you will instead have to dissect this negative rep. :tup:
Wow. You really like kale.

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