Jon Stewart? Stewart Lee? Rod Stewart? Jackie Stewart?
Be kind. The man probably has a green fountain shooting out of his ass.
I can't argue with that.
Speaking of Mountain Dew... love the Scotland ad campaign...
Mountain Dew Mistakenly Tells All of Scotland to Masturbate for 'Epic Thrills'
https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/art...ll-of-scotland-to-masturbate-for-epic-thrills
Technically, it's not healthy. Nutritious maybe. But not healthy. If you ate nothing but kale, you literally would die from malnutrition.
My idol.
There's a T-shirt in there. And I want your beautiful face on it, Dhee Dhee!