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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Damn. You are in full-on stalker situation, Burke. Sorry to hear that. The worst part probably is that she's taking your signs to GTFO as a come-on. Stalkers do that crazy shit.

She's coming off a long-termer, which is extra bad because now she's made you her mental embodiment of everything that went wrong with her last relationship. She likely sees you as the lone vehicle for her to correct that.

Nasty and ugly. :frown:
 

.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
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Burke, I know you don't want to, but have you tried talking to her and telling her to fuck off basically?
Thats the last thing you want to do when dealing with a crazy female

ßüякε;2480303 said:
Yo, did you guys hear LT was just arrested for raping a 15 year-old.
Yea apparently he beat and raped her which is considered 3rd degree
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,810
I think there should be a sex exchange on the NYMEX where you have to right to buy or sell units of sex.

They should also allow for performance of delivery on the floors.

Name of contract: 3-2-1 Butt Crack Spread
 

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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
84,907
I think there should be a sex exchange on the NYMEX where you have to right to buy or sell units of sex.

They should also allow for performance of delivery on the floors.

Name of contract: 3-2-1 Butt Crack Spread
Yeah, but then junk-grade trannies like La Pequeña Prohibida will get packaged into sex default swaps, resulting in Timothy Geithner underwriting a sex industry bailout plan consisting of expensive Swedish hookers.
 
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Apr 12, 2004
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    Damn. You are in full-on stalker situation, Burke. Sorry to hear that. The worst part probably is that she's taking your signs to GTFO as a come-on. Stalkers do that crazy shit.

    She's coming off a long-termer, which is extra bad because now she's made you her mental embodiment of everything that went wrong with her last relationship. She likely sees you as the lone vehicle for her to correct that.

    Nasty and ugly. :frown:
    Maybe I should just fake my own death.
    :D
    DON'T RAPE ME, BRO!
     

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