Lilith

Immortelle
May 19, 2006
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Ok I have a minute now. After she stared at me like x times she in the end looked at me, biting her finger... after 10 seconds she sucked 1/3 of her finger for a couple of seconds. When her bf started touching her she kept saying 'no, go away' ... after a while her bf went to sit next to her and she run off. After 1h or so she started yelling at him and I think that relationship ended :lol2: but it was so childish and epic at the same time
Oh wow Dusan, no! Just no! Not the story, the girl. Well okay, maybe the story too. :p


Yep that be girls
:lol: That be us girls.
 

GordoDeCentral

Diez
Moderator
Apr 14, 2005
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Girls are not crazy, they are human and therefore selfish and opportunistic, and you can't expect them not to walk all over you if you show weakness or don't quite stack up against the competition. Reverse is true with guys who prey on girls with self esteem issues. Bottom line, age and moreso decline in dating value, should help with a lot of these shotcomings.
 

Lilith

Immortelle
May 19, 2006
6,719
Some sound advice from Deneb there. :D

But seriously though, women are not that complex. We don't ask for much: i.e. Stay faithful, compliment us once in a while, have intelligent things to say, be nice to us, communicate at least once a day, don't bother to open your mouth when we are PMSing and you are good to go.
 

Enron

Tickle Me
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Oct 11, 2005
75,658
Some sound advice from Deneb there. :D

But seriously though, women are not that complex. We don't ask for much: i.e. Stay faithful, compliment us once in a while, have intelligent things to say, be nice to us, communicate at least once a day, don't bother to open your mouth when we are PMSing and you are good to go.
You can do all of that and it still doesn't work. And then a month later you decide to try and reinsert yourself into our lives and things get silly real fast.
 

Klin

نحن الروبوتات
May 27, 2009
61,692
Some sound advice from Deneb there. :D

But seriously though, women are not that complex. We don't ask for much: i.e. Stay faithful, compliment us once in a while, have intelligent things to say, be nice to us, communicate at least once a day, don't bother to open your mouth when we are PMSing and you are good to go.
I hope it's not Sailor Moon.
 

Raz

Senior Member
Nov 20, 2005
12,218
Maybe if the girl had publicly masturbated while looking at him the story would have been better.

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It would.

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I'm too nice. Working on that though.
In my experience too nice can get you a good girl, it did to me. But too nice won't get you experience to get that good girl, so in order to be nice you have to be bad for some time with other girls you are not thinking to end up with.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,307
Girls are not crazy, they are human and therefore selfish and opportunistic, and you can't expect them not to walk all over you if you show weakness or don't quite stack up against the competition. Reverse is true with guys who prey on girls with self esteem issues. Bottom line, age and moreso decline in dating value, should help with a lot of these shotcomings.
Once you figure out how it works I'd say dating is far easier for men than it is for women. If you're a guy, going to the gym is enough to look okay. If you stand up for yourself and aren't afraid to talk to women, it is then only a matter of time before you come across someone who is interested in you. If you're an ugly woman though, that is pretty much impossible to overcome. I know it's harsh, but it is what it is.
 

Raz

Senior Member
Nov 20, 2005
12,218
Once you figure out how it works I'd say dating is far easier for men than it is for women. If you're a guy, going to the gym is enough to look okay. If you stand up for yourself and aren't afraid to talk to women, it is then only a matter of time before you come across someone who is interested in you. If you're an ugly woman though, that is pretty much impossible to overcome. I know it's harsh, but it is what it is.
Kind of true. Though I think doing things that are not you, like going to gym to look good or being too straightforward if you're really not that type will back fire in the end. As cliche as it sound, it is best to be yourself. It is probably harder if you are a shy ugly coward with communication problems. But there are loads of people, and in the end you ether spend money to have a "partner" which is a sad thing or don't give a fuck and have fun until someone really worth it comes along.

Sad thing is hoping that someone will come along if you just sit and do nothing. One thing you are just sitting and doing nothing, the other you are loosing on all the fun by sitting and doing nothing.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,307
Kind of true. Though I think doing things that are not you, like going to gym to look good or being too straightforward if you're really not that type will back fire in the end. As cliche as it sound, it is best to be yourself. It is probably harder if you are a shy ugly coward with communication problems. But there are loads of people, and in the end you ether spend money to have a "partner" which is a sad thing or don't give a fuck and have fun until someone really worth it comes along.

Sad thing is hoping that someone will come along if you just sit and do nothing. One thing you are just sitting and doing nothing, the other you are loosing on all the fun by sitting and doing nothing.

You should always go to the gym. I don't care if that's 'you' or not, it's just healthy and like personal hygiene really should be part of anyone's routine. You're right about being too straightforward, but my point is more that every once in a while you should talk to people. If you're uncomfortable, start slow.
 

Raz

Senior Member
Nov 20, 2005
12,218
You should always go to the gym. I don't care if that's 'you' or not, it's just healthy and like personal hygiene really should be part of anyone's routine. You're right about being too straightforward, but my point is more that every once in a while you should talk to people. If you're uncomfortable, start slow.
Why should I go to gym? I have all my life did sports and found it perfectly enough and see absolutely no need to go gym. Going to gym is definitely not the same as personal hygiene.

Really curious why? That's really a strange thing to say that gym is mandatory thing in life.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,307
Why should I go to gym? I have all my life did sports and found it perfectly enough and see absolutely no need to go gym. Going to gym is definitely not the same as personal hygiene.

Really curious why?
I used going to the gym as a synonym for staying in shape.

But still, from time to time you really should lift weights. It reduces your risk of osteoporosis later in life and has an impact on your cancer risk too. With all the scientific backing, at this point it is just silly not too.
 

Raz

Senior Member
Nov 20, 2005
12,218
Agreed, staying in shape is mandatory, it doesn't look good if you look like a fat whale slob be it man or woman. How you manage to do so is anyones choice, gym is not mine.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,307
Agreed, staying in shape is mandatory, it doesn't look good if you look like a fat whale slob be it man or woman. How you manage to do so is anyones choice, gym is not mine.
Yes. But as you get older part of that will inevitably have to be achieved through weights. You can still buy a weight set and lift at home, but at some age it is pretty much mandatory.
 

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