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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Yesterday I had such a unique day :lol2:

went to the coffee place with my friend and there happened to be a girl who I saw 2-3 times. She's pretty good, young, great pair of tities. When she noticed I'm there she moaned how her spine hurts and switched a place with her bf just so she could stare at me like trillion of times :lol2: her boyfriend didn't notice, poor fella.

crap, gotta go can't write now

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Ok I have a minute now. After she stared at me like x times she in the end looked at me, biting her finger... after 10 seconds she sucked 1/3 of her finger for a couple of seconds. When her bf started touching her she kept saying 'no, go away' ... after a while her bf went to sit next to her and she run off. After 1h or so she started yelling at him and I think that relationship ended :lol2: but it was so childish and epic at the same time
Brilliant story. Sounds like a good afternoon. :lol:
 

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.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
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Some people just aren't born to be clutch under those circumstances like you, Dru.
In the House of Dru, wearing the pants in the family is a demotion.
It's a form of corporal punishment

Yesterday I had such a unique day :lol2:

went to the coffee place with my friend and there happened to be a girl who I saw 2-3 times. She's pretty good, young, great pair of tities. When she noticed I'm there she moaned how her spine hurts and switched a place with her bf just so she could stare at me like trillion of times :lol2: her boyfriend didn't notice, poor fella.

crap, gotta go can't write now

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Ok I have a minute now. After she stared at me like x times she in the end looked at me, biting her finger... after 10 seconds she sucked 1/3 of her finger for a couple of seconds. When her bf started touching her she kept saying 'no, go away' ... after a while her bf went to sit next to her and she run off. After 1h or so she started yelling at him and I think that relationship ended :lol2: but it was so childish and epic at the same time
Wonderful story

Tell it again
 

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Tzu
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May 27, 2007
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Wonderful story

Tell it again
Yesterday I had such a unique day

went to the coffee place with my friend and there happened to be a girl who I saw 2-3 times. She's pretty good, young, great pair of tities. When she noticed I'm there she moaned how her spine hurts and switched a place with her bf just so she could stare at me like trillion of times her boyfriend didn't notice, poor fella.

crap, gotta go can't write now

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Ok I have a minute now. After she stared at me like x times she in the end looked at me, biting her finger... after 10 seconds she sucked 1/3 of her finger for a couple of seconds. When her bf started touching her she kept saying 'no, go away' ... after a while her bf went to sit next to her and she run off. After 1h or so she started yelling at him and I think that relationship ended but it was so childish and epic at the same time
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
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Thankfully no. I would keep away from him, who knows what diseases he posses.
Whatever disease Conte might have, I'm sure you have it too by now.

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Don't know what happened with that guy, he's so strange nowadays. So much frustration and bitterness.
If you are kept in a cellar and every orifice of your body is violated time and time again by a greasy 46 year old Italian, it is normal to grow some resentment tbh.
 

Raz

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Nov 20, 2005
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I don't resent the guy. I just think he's filth.

What cellar? he can't afford a decent restaurant what makes you think he has a cellar?
 

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