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Tzu
Administrator
May 27, 2007
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Some English girl run into me and asked for some cash cause she lost her wallet.

But let me fill you in (she didn't give me pussy, no). It was a long day at work and I was tired as hell. I went to the bank to pick up my card (which was there for 15 days but I couldn't find time to get it earlier). So the lady that was working there told me how I can't use it for the next 24h. So I was like 'oh, fine, but gimme some cash while I'm here'. She said she'll do it, just to finish my papers first. So there was I, outside, realizing she didn't give me any cash. Bank was also closed when I came outside so I couldn't go back. So that English girl appeared and asked me for some money (she was not hot, just decent but also older lol) and there was I penniless. I had like a couple of euros in my wallet and ended up giving her half of it pretty much, a bit less. So I kept going, tired, I went for a walk til the next bus station so I can go home. Bus came, I entered -- I entered the wrong buss. Yes, a wrong one.

So now here I am, home, without money, hungry and stressed out.
 

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Ocelot

Midnight Marauder
Jul 13, 2013
18,943
Basic income is the only logical long-term solution for technical unemployment anyways. Only makes sense to start testing the model in certain places (and obviously the nordic countries come to mind first).

And as I said a few times already, most European countries have some sort of that concept in place already, you just wouldn't automatically think of it as basic income.
 

DAiDEViL

Senior Member
Feb 21, 2015
64,672
Some English girl run into me and asked for some cash cause she lost her wallet.

But let me fill you in (she didn't give me pussy, no). It was a long day at work and I was tired as hell. I went to the bank to pick up my card (which was there for 15 days but I couldn't find time to get it earlier). So the lady that was working there told me how I can't use it for the next 24h. So I was like 'oh, fine, but gimme some cash while I'm here'. She said she'll do it, just to finish my papers first. So there was I, outside, realizing she didn't give me any cash. Bank was also closed when I came outside so I couldn't go back. So that English girl appeared and asked me for some money (she was not hot, just decent but also older lol) and there was I penniless. I had like a couple of euros in my wallet and ended up giving her half of it pretty much, a bit less. So I kept going, tired, I went for a walk til the next bus station so I can go home. Bus came, I entered -- I entered the wrong buss. Yes, a wrong one.

So now here I am
, home, without money, hungry and stressed out.
i was waiting for "here i am, in the wrong town, without money" ;)

anyways,

seems like you've had a hell of a day. i'm sorry man :rab:
what a nice guy you are, giving her pretty much all the money left :tup:
 

.zero

★ ★ ★
Aug 8, 2006
82,896
Some English girl run into me and asked for some cash cause she lost her wallet.

But let me fill you in (she didn't give me pussy, no). It was a long day at work and I was tired as hell. I went to the bank to pick up my card (which was there for 15 days but I couldn't find time to get it earlier). So the lady that was working there told me how I can't use it for the next 24h. So I was like 'oh, fine, but gimme some cash while I'm here'. She said she'll do it, just to finish my papers first. So there was I, outside, realizing she didn't give me any cash. Bank was also closed when I came outside so I couldn't go back. So that English girl appeared and asked me for some money (she was not hot, just decent but also older lol) and there was I penniless. I had like a couple of euros in my wallet and ended up giving her half of it pretty much, a bit less. So I kept going, tired, I went for a walk til the next bus station so I can go home. Bus came, I entered -- I entered the wrong buss. Yes, a wrong one.

So now here I am, home, without money, hungry and stressed out.
You made so many fundamental mistakes that I have no sympathy for your situation
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,337
Some English girl run into me and asked for some cash cause she lost her wallet.

But let me fill you in (she didn't give me pussy, no). It was a long day at work and I was tired as hell. I went to the bank to pick up my card (which was there for 15 days but I couldn't find time to get it earlier). So the lady that was working there told me how I can't use it for the next 24h. So I was like 'oh, fine, but gimme some cash while I'm here'. She said she'll do it, just to finish my papers first. So there was I, outside, realizing she didn't give me any cash. Bank was also closed when I came outside so I couldn't go back. So that English girl appeared and asked me for some money (she was not hot, just decent but also older lol) and there was I penniless. I had like a couple of euros in my wallet and ended up giving her half of it pretty much, a bit less. So I kept going, tired, I went for a walk til the next bus station so I can go home. Bus came, I entered -- I entered the wrong buss. Yes, a wrong one.

So now here I am, home, without money, hungry and stressed out.
Did you hear Avril Lavigne's I'm With You in the background during these events?
 

Bezzy

The Bookie Queen
Jun 5, 2010
20,827
Some English girl run into me and asked for some cash cause she lost her wallet.

But let me fill you in (she didn't give me pussy, no). It was a long day at work and I was tired as hell. I went to the bank to pick up my card (which was there for 15 days but I couldn't find time to get it earlier). So the lady that was working there told me how I can't use it for the next 24h. So I was like 'oh, fine, but gimme some cash while I'm here'. She said she'll do it, just to finish my papers first. So there was I, outside, realizing she didn't give me any cash. Bank was also closed when I came outside so I couldn't go back. So that English girl appeared and asked me for some money (she was not hot, just decent but also older lol) and there was I penniless. I had like a couple of euros in my wallet and ended up giving her half of it pretty much, a bit less. So I kept going, tired, I went for a walk til the next bus station so I can go home. Bus came, I entered -- I entered the wrong buss. Yes, a wrong one.

So now here I am, home, without money, hungry and stressed out.
:rab::rab:
 

GordoDeCentral

Diez
Moderator
Apr 14, 2005
70,830
Loud, obnoxious junior high school girls should not be allowed on the subway during the morning rush hour.
You can always whip your dick out and start urinating in their vicinity while screaming im out of meds captain hook, always works

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Just fire her immediatly and tell her to go to her baby and fucking stay there and dont come in tommorow
What @Seven said
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,776
it helps to practice those

apply to some jobs you don't care about, just to get good at being in that room

for real, i've done it
:touched: I remember talking with you about this on Skype recently.

Quite good. It was at the consultancy firm for the company. She was very pleased and was gonna press to have me do an onterview at the company.
But regardless, had also other vacancies that I was suited for.


And man, this girl was hot. And just a brunette, but so hot.
"Follow the foxy ass" is a great rule for skiing. Not so good for finding worthy employment.

It's time bullshit jobs are destroyed imo. Let's just give everyone a basic income and try to enjoy life.

Instead of having everyone work two days of meaningful work, we try to make people work crazy 60 hour workweeks doing jobs that mean nothing, add nothing to and in all likelihood actually detract from our society.
But most of the world wants meaningless crap. What do you think most people spend their money on to salve the pains of boredom and the knowledge of their eventual death? People don't go to kitchen stores and buy melon scoop & ballers because they're meaningful. A car gets you from point A to B. People aren't spending big cash on luxury and sports cars because they're that much more meaningful.

Depends on the paycheck and level of commitment. Ive been involved in a couple of situations where I had to negotiate between workers and management and I was pretty good at it.
Were there hostages involved?

I once had a female subordinate who in the middle of a critical meeting bust out crying and going "i miss my baby", then go all passive aggressive taunting her bosses "maybe you should do my job too whole you're at it". Got fired the next day.
She's probably balling to her kid "i miss my job".

You made so many fundamental mistakes that I have no sympathy for your situation
Seriously, Dusan. At which point did you fertilize her?
 

Zacheryah

Senior Member
Aug 29, 2010
42,251
"Follow the foxy ass" is a great rule for skiing. Not so good for finding worthy employment.
This "employment" is the best job opportunity i've come across since i've kept track of them since June. This girl is works for the consultancy firm wich selects and places engineers at their clients. The better she's convinced of me, the bigger my chances she lands me an interview with the client and the better their presumptions would be.

It went well, she liked my profile alot, i got along with her aswel (always helps), she pressed to have me for an interview at the client this week, and i kept it in my pants while doing that.


mission accomplished in my book
 

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