Maddy

Oracle of Copenhagen
Jul 10, 2009
16,545
Dude, you ain't getting any in February. Let me just tell you. Doesn't matter how logical your argument. All a girl has to know is somewhere else in the world there's a place where girls are getting special treatment, and she's not getting it from you. That's a lose-lose situation for you, cowboy.
Maybe in 'Merica. Not here.

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been touring the deep north the past week and a half.
Did you catch a glimpse of Santa?
 

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Kate

Moderator
Feb 7, 2011
18,595
So because I like a sitcom I have to gobble down the rest of the merchandised culture? And Seinfeld is a pretty bad example, it's practically nihilism crammed into a sitcom so I'm guessing we see eye to eye on these holidays atleast :D

I can't come up with an episode about Valentine's Day off my head, but I'm sure it's been done :p
Schmoopie! is the closest I can think of.
 

.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
82,841
Meh... Halloween is retarded anyway. :groan:
Only for the lame kids who didn't get any candy.
It's not part of my culture anyway. I'll pass.
It's not a cultural event :lol:

Let the fat 'Merican kids eat even more candy. What a nice fucking holiday.
What's wrong with candy?

Still though, not going to a party cuz your mom said so is pretty weak.



I'd say it's a pretty sweet holiday.
Hell yea it is

As a kid you get to eat candy

as an adult you get to party, eat candy and hook up with chicks who purposefully dress slutty as part of the occassion. If ferengi think that's bad thing then please let me know.
 

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