What Are You Doing Right Now? (265 Viewers)

[WΏΏdy?]

Spoken like a true chinese.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Bozi]

Live baby octopus :lick:

it's a big of a bugger getting it off your c0ck though eh?

 

[.zero]

inviting,meaty and moist...like a Rab-Dusan sandwich

Sounds very overrated

Live baby. :lick:

A staple of chinese cuisine for the past 20 years

 

[WΏΏdy?]

it's a big of a bugger getting it off your c0ck though eh?

It was the best hands job ive ever had.

 

[swag]

Is that really considered a hand job or more of a tentacle job?

 

[Tacchinardi3]

had to bail cos my bros gf got hit by a car lolololololol

hate that h0e

 

[Bozi]

had to bail cos my bros gf got hit by a car lolololololol

hate that h0e

did you reverse back over?

 

[Nzoric]

Halloween is starting to piss me off.

I hate to be a wet blanket about holidays, but in recent years it's as if people took all the commercial obsession over things like Christmas, got all secular about it, and then threw the same ridiculous pomp around Halloween as a substitute Christmas.

We've got pumpkin patches here where there are huge lines, tons of cars, rides for kids, etc., like they were buying Christmas trees off the lot. There are people making money hand-over-fist at the pop-up costume shops that appear all over here every year. There's the ridiculous store sales. There are Halloween decorations all over houses. Hell, we've got everything short of lame Halloween carols in the store aisles to complete the overly commercial transformation of this fake holiday.

It's like Halloween is taking on all the unsavory parts of an over-commercialized Christmas, and it's gone global. Halloween here is basically now Christmas without the rare hints of Jesus business.

Bah, humbug!



That's sooo India.



I've had a camel burger once... alright. But they put any kind of shit together and make a burger out of it.

Yup, and I hate to come off anti-globalist, but Halloween and Valentine's Day are American holidays, not European. How much shit I've gone through explaining girlfriends (both of them ) that I do not abide by Valentine's day and that i don't want to go to the stupid Halloween party. America is cool and all, but we've got our own culture over here and you guys are infecting it

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Is that really considered a hand job or more of a tentacle job?

It can be a 8 finger hand job or 8 single fingered hands job. Depends on your fetish really.

Who would want a tentacle job? that's just sick Greg!

 

[Red]

Are tentacle jobs not rather different, due to the suction element of them?

 

[WΏΏdy?]

If we are being precise then technically octopus have arms/muscual appendages and not tentacles. Not all tentacles have the good suction element Just ask Hustini who tried to get relieved by a Jellyfish.

 

[swag]

Yup, and I hate to come off anti-globalist, but Halloween and Valentine's Day are American holidays, not European. How much shit I've gone through explaining girlfriends (both of them ) that I do not abide by Valentine's day and that i don't want to go to the stupid Halloween party. America is cool and all, but we've got our own culture over here and you guys are infecting it

Dude, you ain't getting any in February. Let me just tell you. Doesn't matter how logical your argument. All a girl has to know is somewhere else in the world there's a place where girls are getting special treatment, and she's not getting it from you. That's a lose-lose situation for you, cowboy.

If we are being precise then technically octopus have arms/muscual appendages and not tentacles. Not all tentacles have the good suction element Just ask Hustini who tried to get relieved by a Jellyfish.

Well, good point about the tentacles thing. But beware of the beak sex.

 

[ALC]

Cancelled on the Halloween party cos my mom was whining about the weather and me getting a cold again. More FIFA playing time for me.

that's whack dude

Interesting day, i was at a mate's place for a small halloween party/get together when i get a phone call from my area police station tell me to show up asap. Seated there were 3 other guys from my locality whom ive known for the past 2 months.

A brief summary of what happened earlier in the day without my knowledge. There is this new swaami/priest on the block in new delhi these days who apparently has earned quite a rep in a short amount of time. This dude's rep suddenly blew up in the past couple of months for his promotion of vegan life (strictly for religious reasons) and at the same time being secular. Now, guys like me have no idea who the fuck this swaami is coz we dont give a shit about issues he and his cult deals with. Anyways in most of india it is illegal to kill/eat/sacrifice/sell for meat/buy for meat/or anything that leads to a killing of a cow and a bull because for some people a cow is their mother and a bull their father.
Now this swaami brings in a new fatwa, he somehow relates the camel to his and his religious peep's families as well and drags out this huge protests and demonstrations about banning on sale of camel meat or sacfirice or etc. Now on Eid, me and these 3 other guys decided to get a camel instead of the regular goat or a cow and we did. Now seeing that some others decided on getting a camel too, it took them 4 days to arrange one. Swaami gets the news that there is a camel at xyz place and its gonna be killed for its meat tomorrow. He decides to be a hero and picks up a couple of his followers, gets dressed in his robe, enters this butcher dominated area and unbinds the camel and takes it away like he owned it all his life, being cool and casual like james bond. The camel owner saw that, had no idea who this retard is and they thought its a thief, so he got lit up all proper by a mob in a typical fashion thiefs are usually dealt with in india. He lost 4 teeth.

Now the cops arrive and save him, arrest the guys who lit them up and the owners of the camel. The cops interrogated and informed them its not wise to sacrifice a camel when the swaami is throwing a religious tantrum, then the swaami found out someone already butchered a camel in delhi. That would be me and my 4 others partners.

So i get a call, called in the police station and let off with a warning that camel meat, sale/purchase/consume, is illegal in the Capital and we wont do it again. And the new rule was constructed just in day.

The camel owners were given bail and their camel back on the condition that they give it in writing that the camel is a pet and will not be killed. They did do that but i think everyone from the cops to the beat up guy knew first thing tomorrow that camel will be put down and meat will be served.

What a fucked up country.

that's whack dude

Yup, and I hate to come off anti-globalist, but Halloween and Valentine's Day are American holidays, not European. How much shit I've gone through explaining girlfriends (both of them ) that I do not abide by Valentine's day and that i don't want to go to the stupid Halloween party. America is cool and all, but we've got our own culture over here and you guys are infecting it

says the guy who jerks off to seineld

 

[Nzoric]

Dude, you ain't getting any in February. Let me just tell you. Doesn't matter how logical your argument. All a girl has to know is somewhere else in the world there's a place where girls are getting special treatment, and she's not getting it from you. That's a lose-lose situation for you, cowboy.

Well then that is the way it's going to be!

says the guy who jerks off to seineld

So because I like a sitcom I have to gobble down the rest of the merchandised culture? And Seinfeld is a pretty bad example, it's practically nihilism crammed into a sitcom so I'm guessing we see eye to eye on these holidays atleast

I can't come up with an episode about Valentine's Day off my head, but I'm sure it's been done

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Cancelled on the Halloween party cos my mom was whining about the weather and me getting a cold again. More FIFA playing time for me.

Dude, come on!

 

[GordoDeCentral]

woodys stories are prolly the best non-footballing thing on this forum, keep it up buddy

 

[Martin]

woodys stories are prolly the best non-footballing thing on this forum, keep it up buddy

also the most scarring. the ultimate insult to injury would be for woody to open his own therapist practice. no other therapist could fix the goners coming out of that one

 

[X Æ A-12]

Sheik

 

[GordoDeCentral]

also the most scarring. the ultimate insult to injury would be for woody to open his own therapist practice. no other therapist could fix the goners coming out of that one

where you been mon ami? or wait was it i who disappeared

 

[Martin]

where you been mon ami? or wait was it i who disappeared

been touring the deep north the past week and a half.