What Are You Doing Right Now? (208 Viewers)

[Trezegol17]

Told you Woods, just come to Holland, we don't do that sort of shit here

 

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[Enron]

I had high hopes but its the worst meat ive ever had. It takes ages to cook, the meat makes the curry smell like blood and fat and a weird kinda tasty but when u eat the meat it just disappoints.

Camel is now off the list.

 

[Tacchinardi3]

i am at a sushi bar and thankfully there's no trick or treating here. will start drinking in a bit, hopefully i dont pass out before the game.

3 single ladies came in custom and have been eye flirting with me and my business associate who im takin to dinner... gotta make a move!

Up early to finish a stupid presentation But it's my mummy's birthday

send her my regards and all my love for her and her daughter. xx

 

[JuveJay]

I had high hopes but its the worst meat ive ever had. It takes ages to cook, the meat makes the curry smell like blood and fat and a weird kinda tasty but when u eat the meat it just disappoints.

You didn't use hump, did you?

It's not the best meat to eat, really.

 

[Tacchinardi3]

Told you Woods, just come to Holland, we don't do that sort of $#@! here

trezeguet is one of the top 3 strikers in juve's history. my favorite player of all time after tachs <3

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Told you Woods, just come to Holland, we don't do that sort of $#@! here

If Janna find out your address she will strip us of all the meat. Maybe the weed too coz you know plants are alive too

Today's disaster was a sign though, ive been 4 or so months clean of alcohol and weed and tonight i was planning on getting smashed Instead i get to watch Juve beat bologna, sober and peaceful

Camel is now off the list.

Show me your list, im curious

You didn't use hump, did you?

It's not the best meat to eat, really.

Eating watcha hump only with them ladies.

I cooked the neck part, coz meat around the bones is usually delicious.

 

[.zero]

i am at a sushi bar and thankfully there's no trick or treating here. will start drinking in a bit, hopefully i dont pass out before the game.

3 single ladies came in custom and have been eye flirting with me and my business associate who im takin to dinner... gotta make a move!



send her my regards and all my love for her and her daughter. xx

If I were you I would have sex with everyone there. Including your business associate, the 3 women, all the other patrons and the sushi domo's

 

[Tacchinardi3]

s-hit the girl just turned me down saying im too "good looking" or whatever. just kidding she did turn me down im just trying to make myself feel better

oh well time to drink. looks like the halloween night is going to be a lonely night for my ding dong

nvr say never thou cos the days still young

 

[Nzoric]

Man i gotta visit India soon.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

i am at a sushi bar and thankfully there's no trick or treating here. will start drinking in a bit, hopefully i dont pass out before the game.

3 single ladies came in custom and have been eye flirting with me and my business associate who im takin to dinner... gotta make a move!



send her my regards and all my love for her and her daughter. xx

Take some pictures and post them.

 

[.zero]

s-hit the girl just turned me down saying im too "good looking" or whatever. just kidding she did turn me down im just trying to make myself feel better

oh well time to drink. looks like the halloween night is going to be a lonely night for my ding dong

nvr say never thou cos the days still young

Keep on trucking, Casey Jones

Man i gotta visit India soon.

Boy you sure do

Take some pictures and post them.

Dong shots

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Keep on trucking, Casey Jones



Boy you sure do



Dong shots

Those are the best, and since they already shot him down he can post some pics pointing him dong at the bitch who did it.

 

[.zero]

Those are the best, and since they already shot him down he can post some pics pointing him dong at the bitch who did it.

 

[Bezzy]

It affects different areas, though. Down south some had no rain earlier this year, but Manchester always gets rain It wasn't as bad as they expected, though.

ok it still sounded funny that they are talking about a drought and england and specially since it was his area I think so

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I know best part is even the cops are fed up of this shit, they know this new cult is bullshit but they want to avoid controversies and paperwork so they just want to diffuse the situation asap.

During this eid every year there is a sudden appearance of religious beggers dressed up in green and white robes claiming to be in service of allah all year, like seasonal insects, and they smell of alcohol and shit. Most of these guys(almost all) are junkies hiding in holes and end up stealing shit and getting beat up for misbehaving. The swaami was mistaken for one of them too. Outta the mob of 12 guys that beat him up 4 were hindus They had no idea who this guy is. From what i hear its a new cult, not a religion, and they have a OFFICIAL SWAAMI webpage!! Imma find it in the next couple of days and post it here





Are you a vegan janna? You should join his cult.

I am not a vegan but I am a veggie

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Told you Woods, just come to Holland, we don't do that sort of shit here

never heard of illigal slaughtar at balcony of sheeps during offerfeest

 

[Bozi]

Camel is now off the list.

i had Camel a few weeks back in a Mongolian place, was damn tasty, very soft.Zebra was tough and not enjoyable at all

i really went for it that night i has Wild boar,Zebra,Camel,Antelope,venison,baby octopus.....needless to say my vegetarian girlfriend was disgusted

 

[.zero]

i had Camel a few weeks back in a Mongolian place, was damn tasty, very soft.Zebra was tough and not enjoyable at all

i really went for it that night i has Wild boar,Zebra,Camel,Antelope,venison,baby octopus.....needless to say my vegetarian girlfriend was disgusted

How was the camel toe?

 

[swag]

Got the biggest exams in my life for 2 weeks starting in approximately 13 hours. Wish me luck Tuz, wish me luck!!

Good luck, whoever the f%# you are.

Happy bd kates mum

Happy birthday, Kate's mum.

I have tonsillitis (or something like that). Haven't really been able to eat solid food since Sunday.

You better not be messing with my wife. She came down with strep throat a couple days ago. I've been lucky so far...

Yeah.

I don't believe in halloween, I'm one of those who always goes "as himself" .

Halloween is starting to piss me off.

I hate to be a wet blanket about holidays, but in recent years it's as if people took all the commercial obsession over things like Christmas, got all secular about it, and then threw the same ridiculous pomp around Halloween as a substitute Christmas.

We've got pumpkin patches here where there are huge lines, tons of cars, rides for kids, etc., like they were buying Christmas trees off the lot. There are people making money hand-over-fist at the pop-up costume shops that appear all over here every year. There's the ridiculous store sales. There are Halloween decorations all over houses. Hell, we've got everything short of lame Halloween carols in the store aisles to complete the overly commercial transformation of this fake holiday.

It's like Halloween is taking on all the unsavory parts of an over-commercialized Christmas, and it's gone global. Halloween here is basically now Christmas without the rare hints of Jesus business.

Bah, humbug!

Interesting day, i was at a mate's place for a small halloween party/get together when i get a phone call from my area police station tell me to show up asap. Seated there were 3 other guys from my locality whom ive known for the past 2 months.

A brief summary of what happened earlier in the day without my knowledge. There is this new swaami/priest on the block in new delhi these days who apparently has earned quite a rep in a short amount of time. This dude's rep suddenly blew up in the past couple of months for his promotion of vegan life (strictly for religious reasons) and at the same time being secular. Now, guys like me have no idea who the fuck this swaami is coz we dont give a shit about issues he and his cult deals with. Anyways in most of india it is illegal to kill/eat/sacrifice/sell for meat/buy for meat/or anything that leads to a killing of a cow and a bull because for some people a cow is their mother and a bull their father.
Now this swaami brings in a new fatwa, he somehow relates the camel to his and his religious peep's families as well and drags out this huge protests and demonstrations about banning on sale of camel meat or sacfirice or etc. Now on Eid, me and these 3 other guys decided to get a camel instead of the regular goat or a cow and we did. Now seeing that some others decided on getting a camel too, it took them 4 days to arrange one. Swaami gets the news that there is a camel at xyz place and its gonna be killed for its meat tomorrow. He decides to be a hero and picks up a couple of his followers, gets dressed in his robe, enters this butcher dominated area and unbinds the camel and takes it away like he owned it all his life, being cool and casual like james bond. The camel owner saw that, had no idea who this retard is and they thought its a thief, so he got lit up all proper by a mob in a typical fashion thiefs are usually dealt with in india. He lost 4 teeth.

Now the cops arrive and save him, arrest the guys who lit them up and the owners of the camel. The cops interrogated and informed them its not wise to sacrifice a camel when the swaami is throwing a religious tantrum, then the swaami found out someone already butchered a camel in delhi. That would be me and my 4 others partners.

So i get a call, called in the police station and let off with a warning that camel meat, sale/purchase/consume, is illegal in the Capital and we wont do it again. And the new rule was constructed just in day.

The camel owners were given bail and their camel back on the condition that they give it in writing that the camel is a pet and will not be killed. They did do that but i think everyone from the cops to the beat up guy knew first thing tomorrow that camel will be put down and meat will be served.

What a fucked up country.

That's sooo India.

Camel is now off the list.

I've had a camel burger once... alright. But they put any kind of shit together and make a burger out of it.

 

[Bozi]

How was the camel toe?

inviting,meaty and moist...like a Rab-Dusan sandwich

 

[WΏΏdy?]

i had Camel a few weeks back in a Mongolian place, was damn tasty, very soft.Zebra was tough and not enjoyable at all

i really went for it that night i has Wild boar,Zebra,Camel,Antelope,venison,baby octopus.....needless to say my vegetarian girlfriend was disgusted

Live baby octopus :lick:

 

[swag]

Live baby. :lick: