The truth about Beijing Olympics (11 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

The truth about the Beijing Olympics is that everyone will die. They're just a ploy to bring in people in large areas to kill. Mao will be resurrected, the stadiums will be gassed, and it will be a glorious event with ding dong music sanctimoniously being blasted out of megaspeakers while the dead bodies are dumped in their rivers!

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

The truth about the Beijing Olympics is that everyone will die. They're just a ploy to bring in people in large areas to kill. Mao will be resurrected, the stadiums will be gassed, and it will be a glorious event with ding dong music sanctimoniously being blasted out of megaspeakers while the dead bodies are dumped in their rivers!

 

[Lion]

what is ding dong music?

 

[Bjerknes]

what is ding dong music?

Ding, ding dong, ding dong ding, dong ding dong, and so forth. You know, China moooooosick.

 

[Eddy]

That's Nancy.

She is not a pornstar.

Why though ?

 

[ReBeL]

Some pics to resume discussion:evil:

 

[Bjerknes]

What a bunch of weirdos.

 

[ReBeL]

I really like discipline, but I think that is a very weird style of it.

 

[Lion]

Why though ?

Because she doesn't need to be.

 

[Vinman]

The truth about the Beijing Olympics, and the truth about the total fat content of General Tsao's chicken will soon be revealed, in an internet statement

 

[Bjerknes]

The truth about the Beijing Olympics is that they never deserved to have the Olympics in the first place.

Hopefully nobody watches them and hopefully nobody goes to Beijing to see them. Just stay home, people. Don't go to that screwed up nation.

 

[soulslider]

The truth about the Beijing Olympics is that everyone will die. They're just a ploy to bring in people in large areas to kill. Mao will be resurrected, the stadiums will be gassed, and it will be a glorious event with ding dong music sanctimoniously being blasted out of megaspeakers while the dead bodies are dumped in their rivers!

don't you mean ping pong music ?

 

[Bjerknes]

don't you mean ping pong music ?

Hmm. Well, no, not really. Bing bong is what I was looking for.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I like to march with crosses on my back and needles in my neck - Jesus

 

[Bjerknes]

The truth about the Beijing Olympics is that nobody will be able to watch the events due to all the pollution.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

The TRUTH about the Beijing Olympics is quite simple....too many chinks, too much Chinese food, too many people dead from various things, too few NON POOR people........too bad I don't care.

 

[Bjerknes]

The truth about the Beijing Olympics is that death, destruction, poverty, murder, pollution and bird flu will now be what the Olympics are all about!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

The truth about the Beijing Olympics is that SARS will be the wishes of most contestants.

 

[Bjerknes]

The truth about the Beijing Olympics is that all contestants will be required to place needles in their neck to show the utmost respect for the greatest army in the world with the smallest penises - The Chinese Military.

 

[Bjerknes]

The truth about the Peijink Olympics is... oh what the hell. General Tso is dead, goddamnit.