the secret diary of don juan capello (2 Viewers)
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Episode 35
inside The Basilica of Superga a rather disturbed looking Fabio C is saying a prayer at the alter, as he finishes and stands up he moves to the confessional booth and enters...for he has a meeting that could destroy his career
Fabio C-"the road to redemption is fraught with danger"
Deep Throat-"when you walk the path of righteousness, you need not fear god"
Fabio C-"so it is you?"
deep Throat-"yes, but i do not understand why you asked for this meeting. how did you know to find me?"
Fabio C-"fabby knows who you are, when he said it was you it shook me to the core"
Deep Throat-"yet you are his right hand man, i suppose he is laying atrap for me?"
Fabio C-"yes he knows all about the plan to video tape him in the shower with emo and becks and send it on la marca. it is then he will spring his trap on you"
Deep Throat-"so why are you telling me this?"
Fabio C-"i thought you were some crackpot who was after fabby, know i realise that you are embittered at what he done to juve"
Deep Throat-"we should not be surprised after all he is a man of no honour and his word means nothing"
Fabio C-but i owe everything to juve,they rescued me and helped me become a winner again"
Deep Throat-"but that still does not explain why you feel the need to defend me"
Fabio C-"us juventini and world cup winners need to stick together, i will be in touch, but lie low in the time being"
fabio c, leaves the confessional and crosses himself then leaves quickly, one minute later deep thoat leaves through another exit and picks up his phone
Deep Throat-"it seems we have a problem,fabby is on to us. tell vlatko to speed up production on the giant piss baloon catapult, oh and get enron and burke to drink more beer, we need all the piss we can muster, time is running out for me, we need to go out with a bang"
will deep throat succeed in his plan to flood the bernabeu with piss on a match day? or will fabby track him down first?will fabio c's treachory be revealed? will everyone be pissed coz they thought i was NAMING deep throat? find out more in the next instalment
inside The Basilica of Superga a rather disturbed looking Fabio C is saying a prayer at the alter, as he finishes and stands up he moves to the confessional booth and enters...for he has a meeting that could destroy his career
Fabio C-"the road to redemption is fraught with danger"
Deep Throat-"when you walk the path of righteousness, you need not fear god"
Fabio C-"so it is you?"
deep Throat-"yes, but i do not understand why you asked for this meeting. how did you know to find me?"
Fabio C-"fabby knows who you are, when he said it was you it shook me to the core"
Deep Throat-"yet you are his right hand man, i suppose he is laying atrap for me?"
Fabio C-"yes he knows all about the plan to video tape him in the shower with emo and becks and send it on la marca. it is then he will spring his trap on you"
Deep Throat-"so why are you telling me this?"
Fabio C-"i thought you were some crackpot who was after fabby, know i realise that you are embittered at what he done to juve"
Deep Throat-"we should not be surprised after all he is a man of no honour and his word means nothing"
Fabio C-but i owe everything to juve,they rescued me and helped me become a winner again"
Deep Throat-"but that still does not explain why you feel the need to defend me"
Fabio C-"us juventini and world cup winners need to stick together, i will be in touch, but lie low in the time being"
fabio c, leaves the confessional and crosses himself then leaves quickly, one minute later deep thoat leaves through another exit and picks up his phone
Deep Throat-"it seems we have a problem,fabby is on to us. tell vlatko to speed up production on the giant piss baloon catapult, oh and get enron and burke to drink more beer, we need all the piss we can muster, time is running out for me, we need to go out with a bang"
will deep throat succeed in his plan to flood the bernabeu with piss on a match day? or will fabby track him down first?will fabio c's treachory be revealed? will everyone be pissed coz they thought i was NAMING deep throat? find out more in the next instalment
AngelaL said:
The build up to another thrilling episode, & Deepthroat is........
Keeping us guessing, eh Bozi?
Great stuff!
Nice to have you back posting after your holiday. Hope you had a good time & a Happy birthday too!int:
Keeping us guessing, eh Bozi?
Great stuff!
Nice to have you back posting after your holiday. Hope you had a good time & a Happy birthday too!
int:
thanks for the birthday wishes it was a superb week, feel relaxed but too much beer and sausage is not good for the waist...or the bowel
@rehan-cheers mate good to be back
Episode 36
In a secret location del piero and his band of renegade misfits are working furiously building a giant catapult and filling several thousand balloons with urine
Del Pie-"gentlemen, how are we getting on?"
Bozi-"very good sir, the catapult is working excellently, we ahve carried out a test firing"
Del Pie-"test firing?dear god,why wasnt i informed?"
The Pado-"well sir, the first rule of project piss baloon is that you dont ask questions. besides it was my idea,we managed to narrow down the range so it is incredibly accurate"
Del Pie-"where did this test firing land?"
the Pado-"it hit a deck chair dwelling loser in canada, fabby's security dont know anything"
Del Pie-"welll we need to get piss baloon filling up to double speed, we know that fabby is on to the boss, that why he is not with us just now"
Bozi-"we have diverted several lorry lods of beer straight down the throats of burke,aaron,fliakis and even abu joined in, these soldiers are working double time for our cause. piss production is up 20%"
Del Pie-"well boys lets keep up the good work"
meanwhile deep throat, is sneaking through fabby's stronghold of madrid undetected, he is looking to shut down their communication network,wen a voice from behind startles him
Fabby-"i knew you would come here-Marcelo"
Deep Throat-"then you will know taht we will never stop, never cease till we have put an end to your evil and juventus are restored back at teh summit of european football"
Fabby-"i will crush you"
Deep Throat-"strike me down fabby and i will become even more powewrful than you ever imagined"
Fabby-"well let us see"
Fabby goes to grab deep throat and he mysteriously disapears, faby looks arund for him but can only find his shroud
Fabby-"where have you gone?"
is this the end of deep throat?who will guide the rebels to victory?will boz get sued for breach of copyright?find out more when the diary of fabby returns
In a secret location del piero and his band of renegade misfits are working furiously building a giant catapult and filling several thousand balloons with urine
Del Pie-"gentlemen, how are we getting on?"
Bozi-"very good sir, the catapult is working excellently, we ahve carried out a test firing"
Del Pie-"test firing?dear god,why wasnt i informed?"
The Pado-"well sir, the first rule of project piss baloon is that you dont ask questions. besides it was my idea,we managed to narrow down the range so it is incredibly accurate"
Del Pie-"where did this test firing land?"
the Pado-"it hit a deck chair dwelling loser in canada, fabby's security dont know anything"
Del Pie-"welll we need to get piss baloon filling up to double speed, we know that fabby is on to the boss, that why he is not with us just now"
Bozi-"we have diverted several lorry lods of beer straight down the throats of burke,aaron,fliakis and even abu joined in, these soldiers are working double time for our cause. piss production is up 20%"
Del Pie-"well boys lets keep up the good work"
meanwhile deep throat, is sneaking through fabby's stronghold of madrid undetected, he is looking to shut down their communication network,wen a voice from behind startles him
Fabby-"i knew you would come here-Marcelo"
Deep Throat-"then you will know taht we will never stop, never cease till we have put an end to your evil and juventus are restored back at teh summit of european football"
Fabby-"i will crush you"
Deep Throat-"strike me down fabby and i will become even more powewrful than you ever imagined"
Fabby-"well let us see"
Fabby goes to grab deep throat and he mysteriously disapears, faby looks arund for him but can only find his shroud
Fabby-"where have you gone?"
is this the end of deep throat?who will guide the rebels to victory?will boz get sued for breach of copyright?find out more when the diary of fabby returns
