the secret diary of don juan capello (4 Viewers)

[Il Re]

will take it under consideration rab but am going off in acoupe of days so will be no diary from saturday....will try and fit in one tomorrow and saturday

NOOOOO, we need more rob!! p.s i would plus rep you but i need to spread the love

 

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[Bozi]

its all good rehan, its my birthday on monday so i am heading off to munich for a week and chill

 

[JCK]

No more Sweden?

 

[Bozi]

its on mt to-do list jack, along with egypt and rsa

 

[AngelaL]

Episode 34

despairing at the current tactics and training methods the real players have resorted to deperate measures and invited zidane into the dressing room after the Lyon game,while fabby adresses teh press they are putting their plan into motion
Zizou-"evening gents...geez you really suck since i left huh?"
Raul-"what can we do, we have pinch-face in control and he is a loony"
Becks-"he keeps walking in on me in the shower"
Ronaldo-"he said i was even more ugly than a donkeys arse"
Carlos-"he said i had big thighs too"
Zizou-"guys, guys he is probably just trying to make you mad so you show more passion"
Emerson-"he asks me to sleep over every friday nght"
Zizou-"well i guess he is just trying to build a bond with you"
Fabio C realises that zizou is not getting mad and resorts to desperate measures
Fabio C-" he said taht you were an overrated player and if you had not retired he would have swapped you for jonathan zebina"
Zizou-"i would have killed him "
Raul-"he said that you aint got shit on ronaldinho"
Zizou-"i wipe the floor with that show pony,no offense ruud"
Ruud-"clump,clump,neighhhhhh"
Zizou-"he said what about my sister?"
Ruud-"clump,clump,clump"
fabio C-" and with a donkey too"
Ziou-"arrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh"
zizou flies into a rage, his head burns bright red and he crashes through the dressing room door screaming "kill fabby"
Fabio C-"that ought to do it, i must remember to thank marco for that suggestion"
walking along the corridor listening to girls aloud on his i-pod fabby sees a raging zizou bearing down on him
Fabby-"zizou you big strong boy, what are you doing here?zizou?zizou....slow down"
THWAKKKK!! CRASH!!! BANG!!! WALLOP!!!!!
Zizou-"you got knocked the fuck out and now you have the mark of Z on your chest. cantona is a pussy"
the rael team run round the corner and see zidane standing over capello
Raul-"what have we done?"
Fabio C-"what we had to"

will fabby wake up and remember who he really is?will he have been shocked enough not to be under jack's control?will zidane ever learn to control his inner rage? and what became of adriano and zlatan?find out next time on fabby's diary

Another Superb episode Bozi! Enjoy your holiday, & have a Happy Birthday!
BTW, what happened to episode 33?

 

[alex74]

great episode Bozi
and have a great trip

 

[Bozi]

Another Superb episode Bozi! Enjoy your holiday, & have a Happy Birthday!
BTW, what happened to episode 33?

oops,typo not that thats not like me is it anyway fixed now

 

[V]

its all good rehan, its my birthday on monday so i am heading off to munich for a week and chill

munich aye? read my sig.

 

[Bozi]

sweet, i am planning on having several steiners of bavaria's finest beers

 

[V]

sweet, i am planning on having several steiners of bavaria's finest beers

going with the misses or the mates? either way happy bday man and have a few on me, just mail me the bill.

 

[Bozi]

going with the missus should be good staying with relatives first the in munich centre for a few days

 

[JuveAdam]

Episode 33

THWAKKKK!! CRASH!!! BANG!!! WALLOP!!!!!
Zizou-"you got knocked the fuck out

Another great episode Bozi, as always. Enjoy your trip to Bavaria, sure it'll be a blast. Thank God its FRIDAY!!!!!!!!

 

[Bozi]

Episode 34

fabby is in a white room, it is incredibly bright, almost blinding. he is wearing awhite coat and is being fed tablets by a nurse, he looks around and sees many men, all wearing the same white coat...except they are all wearing hoods
Fabby-"what is going on?"
ALL in unison-"what is going on?"
Fabby-"where am i??"
ALL in unison-""where am i??"
Fabby-"who are you?"
suddenly they all pull back their hoods and reveal themselves
Fabio C-" I am deep throat"
Cuntface moratti-"I am deep throat"
Moggi-"no,i am deep throat"
Zlatan-"no, i am deep throat"
Emerson-"no, i am deep throat"
Fabby-"arghhhh, no i am not crazy, i am not crazy, i am not crazy.....am i?"
all in unison-"i am deep throat, i am deep throat,i am deep throat"
fabby screams out and closes his eyes, when he wakes he is in a hospital bed...zlatan is standing over him
Zlatan-"i am dep throat, i am deep throat ha ha ha. god that never gets old"
Fabby-"what? what is going on"
Fabio C bursts in the room
Fabio C-"get away from him you cum-gargler...oh my god he is awake"
Fabby-"what am i doing here?the last i remember there was a crazed lithuianian who thought he was a sex god and a man called jack who had the distinct odour of hemp"
Fabio C-"we....we...had to find away to knock you out of your hypnosis"
Fabby-"how??"
Zlatan-" they got zidane to knock you back to the stoneage with his head of fury"
Fabio C-"get out of here before i lodge my hand so far down your throat you will need to ask me for permission to wipe your arse"
Fabby-"fabio,fabio...i know who deep throat is........"

who is the mysterious deep throat?will they be able to put an end to his dastardly ways?can you guys wait 9 days to find out??tough you are gonna have to....

fabby's diary will return when bozi returns from holiday...have fun guys:toast:

 

[Bisco]

arrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggh god bozi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u r killing me come on spill it out!!!

 

[Bozi]

nope not till i get back...let the speculation begin........

 

[JuveAdam]

Episode 34

fabby is in a white room, it is incredibly bright, almost blinding. he is wearing awhite coat and is being fed tablets by a nurse, he looks around and sees many men, all wearing the same white coat...except they are all wearing hoods
Fabby-"what is going on?"
ALL in unison-"what is going on?"
Fabby-"where am i??"
ALL in unison-""where am i??"
Fabby-"who are you?"
suddenly they all pull back their hoods and reveal themselves
Fabio C-" I am deep throat"
Cuntface moratti-"I am deep throat"
Moggi-"no,i am deep throat"
Zlatan-"no, i am deep throat"
Emerson-"no, i am deep throat"
Fabby-"arghhhh, no i am not crazy, i am not crazy, i am not crazy.....am i?"
all in unison-"i am deep throat, i am deep throat,i am deep throat"
fabby screams out and closes his eyes, when he wakes he is in a hospital bed...zlatan is standing over him
Zlatan-"i am dep throat, i am deep throat ha ha ha. god that never gets old"
Fabby-"what? what is going on"
Fabio C bursts in the room
Fabio C-"get away from him you cum-gargler...oh my god he is awake"
Fabby-"what am i doing here?the last i remember there was a crazed lithuianian who thought he was a sex god and a man called jack who had the distinct odour of hemp"
Fabio C-"we....we...had to find away to knock you out of your hypnosis"
Fabby-"how??"
Zlatan-" they got zidane to knock you back to the stoneage with his head of fury"
Fabio C-"get out of here before i lodge my hand so far down your throat you will need to ask me for permission to wipe your arse"
Fabby-"fabio,fabio...i know who deep throat is........"

who is the mysterious deep throat?will they be able to put an end to his dastardly ways?can you guys wait 9 days to find out??tough you are gonna have to....

fabby's diary will return when bozi returns from holiday...have fun guys:toast:

Enjoy your hols, can't wait for the next episode, and by the way, I'm Spartacus!!!

 

[Bisco]

have a superb hoilday bro, hope u have fun!!!!!!! we cant wait till u start posting episode 35.

 

[ZAF3000]

Zizou-"i wipe the floor with that show pony,no offense ruud"

Fantastic stuff.. The best part of the episode.. I seriously cracked up for few minutes.

 

[ZAF3000]

Fabio C-"get out of here before i lodge my hand so far down your throat you will need to ask me for permission to wipe your arse"

Great stuff..

By the way I am in the mod campaign..

ZAF: "Bozi for Mod"



+ REP and enjoy your holiday

 

[Il Re]

damn, i need to read the new episode!