the secret diary of don juan capello (5 Viewers)
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Bozi said:
well my standards have been insanely high
Sometimes episodes come across not as well, but I'm sure its just setting up great future episodes, right?:eyebrows:
Anyways, I'll sign on as a full-fleged member of your campaign, anyone who makes me laugh so much gets my vote everytime! Bozi for mod!
Episode 32
the real madrid players are holding a private team meeting, while happy about their performances they are becomming increasingly discontented with fabby and his new training techniques
Fabio C-"ok lads settle down, i think we all know why we are here dont we?"
Becks-"are we going to see santa? i have a nice letter for himand want to give it to him personally"
Raul-"ah thats cute, did the kids write that"
Becks-"nah that was me, vicky let me use the crayons since i learned to pee standing up"
Fabio C-"shut up will you, no becks we are here because i am concerned about fabby. its bad enough he has had us playing hopscotch but when he had us sitting braiding each others hair i felt enough is enough"
Becks-" really?i kinda liked that "
Fabio C-"thats because you are a faggot"
Becks-"i was only pissed because he made me sit next to him and was stroking my leg"
Fabio C-"the problem started when he went to see that hypnotist, so i think he is being manipulated"
Becks-"man...mani....manip...what chief?"
Fabio C-" he is being controlled by someone who has control over his weak mind"
Becks-"alright, is he married to vicky too?"
Fabio C gives becks a tickle me elmo to shut him up
Fabio C-"ok guys we need idea's,we neeed to do something to shake fabby out of this trance. its gonna have to be a big shock"
Guti-"i could show him my carpet dont match my curtains"
Fabio C-"that wont shock him"
Raul-" i could i could squeeze his testicles in a nutcracker"
Fabio C-"we would just get aroused"
Ruud-"clump clump clump"
Fabio C-" that is brilliant ruud, we will get zidane to headbutt him back to last week, he will snap right out of it and hopefully remember who deep throat is"
Ruud-"clump clump"
Fabio C-"ok boy here is your sugar cube"
Ronaldo-"can we go to burger king yet?"
just then fabby walks in
Fabby-"what is going on here?"
Fabio C-"eh nothing boss, we just thought it would be a good idea to invite zizou as a guest at out next game"
Fabby-"ooohh that would be nice, now boys i want you all out on the training field and we are gonna do some step aerobics"
Fabio C-"aw jeez"
will zidane answer the real teams calls for help?will they have to psyche him up by insulting his sister?will fabby punish fabio c for his impudence and will ronaldo get his happy meal on the team bus??stay tuned
the real madrid players are holding a private team meeting, while happy about their performances they are becomming increasingly discontented with fabby and his new training techniques
Fabio C-"ok lads settle down, i think we all know why we are here dont we?"
Becks-"are we going to see santa? i have a nice letter for himand want to give it to him personally"
Raul-"ah thats cute, did the kids write that"
Becks-"nah that was me, vicky let me use the crayons since i learned to pee standing up"
Fabio C-"shut up will you, no becks we are here because i am concerned about fabby. its bad enough he has had us playing hopscotch but when he had us sitting braiding each others hair i felt enough is enough"
Becks-" really?i kinda liked that "
Fabio C-"thats because you are a faggot"
Becks-"i was only pissed because he made me sit next to him and was stroking my leg"
Fabio C-"the problem started when he went to see that hypnotist, so i think he is being manipulated"
Becks-"man...mani....manip...what chief?"
Fabio C-" he is being controlled by someone who has control over his weak mind"
Becks-"alright, is he married to vicky too?"
Fabio C gives becks a tickle me elmo to shut him up
Fabio C-"ok guys we need idea's,we neeed to do something to shake fabby out of this trance. its gonna have to be a big shock"
Guti-"i could show him my carpet dont match my curtains"
Fabio C-"that wont shock him"
Raul-" i could i could squeeze his testicles in a nutcracker"
Fabio C-"we would just get aroused"
Ruud-"clump clump clump"
Fabio C-" that is brilliant ruud, we will get zidane to headbutt him back to last week, he will snap right out of it and hopefully remember who deep throat is"
Ruud-"clump clump"
Fabio C-"ok boy here is your sugar cube"
Ronaldo-"can we go to burger king yet?"
just then fabby walks in
Fabby-"what is going on here?"
Fabio C-"eh nothing boss, we just thought it would be a good idea to invite zizou as a guest at out next game"
Fabby-"ooohh that would be nice, now boys i want you all out on the training field and we are gonna do some step aerobics"
Fabio C-"aw jeez"
will zidane answer the real teams calls for help?will they have to psyche him up by insulting his sister?will fabby punish fabio c for his impudence and will ronaldo get his happy meal on the team bus??stay tuned
Bozi said:
i see you are a fan of little britain
i am glad someone picked up on this, i thought this was good but noone else seemed to pick up on it
i am glad someone picked up on this, i thought this was good but noone else seemed to pick up on it
if you asked me on a tuesday, i'd say.. YES
if you asked me on a weednesdaay, i'd say.. YES
dust? no? anybody? dust? no? anybody? dust? no? anybody?
Episode 33
despairing at the current tactics and training methods the real players have resorted to deperate measures and invited zidane into the dressing room after the Lyon game,while fabby adresses teh press they are putting their plan into motion
Zizou-"evening gents...geez you really suck since i left huh?"
Raul-"what can we do, we have pinch-face in control and he is a loony"
Becks-"he keeps walking in on me in the shower"
Ronaldo-"he said i was even more ugly than a donkeys arse"
Carlos-"he said i had big thighs too"
Zizou-"guys, guys he is probably just trying to make you mad so you show more passion"
Emerson-"he asks me to sleep over every friday nght"
Zizou-"well i guess he is just trying to build a bond with you"
Fabio C realises that zizou is not getting mad and resorts to desperate measures
Fabio C-" he said taht you were an overrated player and if you had not retired he would have swapped you for jonathan zebina"
Zizou-"i would have killed him "
Raul-"he said that you aint got shit on ronaldinho"
Zizou-"i wipe the floor with that show pony,no offense ruud"
Ruud-"clump,clump,neighhhhhh"
Zizou-"he said what about my sister?"
Ruud-"clump,clump,clump"
fabio C-" and with a donkey too"
Ziou-"arrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh"
zizou flies into a rage, his head burns bright red and he crashes through the dressing room door screaming "kill fabby"
Fabio C-"that ought to do it, i must remember to thank marco for that suggestion"
walking along the corridor listening to girls aloud on his i-pod fabby sees a raging zizou bearing down on him
Fabby-"zizou you big strong boy, what are you doing here?zizou?zizou....slow down"
THWAKKKK!! CRASH!!! BANG!!! WALLOP!!!!!
Zizou-"you got knocked the fuck out and now you have the mark of Z on your chest. cantona is a pussy"
the rael team run round the corner and see zidane standing over capello
Raul-"what have we done?"
Fabio C-"what we had to"
will fabby wake up and remember who he really is?will he have been shocked enough not to be under jack's control?will zidane ever learn to control his inner rage? and what became of adriano and zlatan?find out next time on fabby's diary
despairing at the current tactics and training methods the real players have resorted to deperate measures and invited zidane into the dressing room after the Lyon game,while fabby adresses teh press they are putting their plan into motion
Zizou-"evening gents...geez you really suck since i left huh?"
Raul-"what can we do, we have pinch-face in control and he is a loony"
Becks-"he keeps walking in on me in the shower"
Ronaldo-"he said i was even more ugly than a donkeys arse"
Carlos-"he said i had big thighs too"
Zizou-"guys, guys he is probably just trying to make you mad so you show more passion"
Emerson-"he asks me to sleep over every friday nght"
Zizou-"well i guess he is just trying to build a bond with you"
Fabio C realises that zizou is not getting mad and resorts to desperate measures
Fabio C-" he said taht you were an overrated player and if you had not retired he would have swapped you for jonathan zebina"
Zizou-"i would have killed him "
Raul-"he said that you aint got shit on ronaldinho"
Zizou-"i wipe the floor with that show pony,no offense ruud"
Ruud-"clump,clump,neighhhhhh"
Zizou-"he said what about my sister?"
Ruud-"clump,clump,clump"
fabio C-" and with a donkey too"
Ziou-"arrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh"
zizou flies into a rage, his head burns bright red and he crashes through the dressing room door screaming "kill fabby"
Fabio C-"that ought to do it, i must remember to thank marco for that suggestion"
walking along the corridor listening to girls aloud on his i-pod fabby sees a raging zizou bearing down on him
Fabby-"zizou you big strong boy, what are you doing here?zizou?zizou....slow down"
THWAKKKK!! CRASH!!! BANG!!! WALLOP!!!!!
Zizou-"you got knocked the fuck out and now you have the mark of Z on your chest. cantona is a pussy"
the rael team run round the corner and see zidane standing over capello
Raul-"what have we done?"
Fabio C-"what we had to"
will fabby wake up and remember who he really is?will he have been shocked enough not to be under jack's control?will zidane ever learn to control his inner rage? and what became of adriano and zlatan?find out next time on fabby's diary
