the secret diary of don juan capello (7 Viewers)

[Bozi]

firstly, i can't believe i missed all of this. it would have been worth visiting the forums just for this thread.

secondly, i can't believe i just scrolled through 15 pages and 29 episodes. brilliant.

thirdly, how about a scarface quote?

"say hello to my little friend"
*whips out shlong*
"damn that IS little"

no?
or an english motherfucker do you speak it?

anyhow theyre awesome bozi keep 'em coming
+rep


edit: or SHWING!

you know what?i might just use that scarface quote, though now it will have lost its surprise quality but a good line nonetheless

episode 30 later today

 

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[alex74]

episode 30 later today

bozi your keeping us all waiting for these episodes

 

[Bozi]

bozi your keeping us all waiting for these episodes

adds to the tension...plus its funny to see how much the view count goes up after i post anything here:toast:

 

[flieeeekke]

adds to the tension...plus its funny to see how much the view count goes up after i post anything here:toast:

got me there

 

[Bozi]

got me there

Fli,i didnt know you read thisint:
will post it later tonight gotta go get astoned and play pro evo with the guys first

 

[flieeeekke]

just keeping an eye so that everything would be in accordance with the forum rules

 

[Il Re]

Fli,i didnt know you read thisint:
will post it later tonight gotta go get astoned and play pro evo with the guys first

hurry up rob and post the next damn episode!!

 

[Bozi]

Episode 30
Fabby is racking his brain, trying to bypass his mental block and remember who deep throat is. in desperation he goes to a disreputable herbalist by the name of Jack
Jack-"welcome fabio"
Fabby-"please,call me fabby"
Jack-"eh,i'd rather not. now i have the herbs that you asked for"
Fabby-"they will help me see into my past?"
Jack-"they will certainly help you see something"
Fabby-"thank you jack,you are my last hope..."
Jack-"now go lie in the back room, soon i will come and try to regress,its a bit like hypnosis and we can help you see into your past"
as fabby enters another man, a strange pale blonde man leaves, a smile on his face
Fabby-"who was that?"
Jack-"his name is fliakis, through the power of suggestion he believes he is a sex god"
Fabby-"poor bastard"
several hours later fabby leaves a confused man and enters the waiting car
Fabio C-"you ok chief?"
Fabby-"yeah,i think so"
Fabio C-"its just you seem a little spooked. do you know who deep throat is?"
Fabby-"yes,yes,its just so strange. its ........."
meanwhile back inside jack is on the phone
Jack-"yes, yes i have told him that deep throat is moratti....ha ha ha.yes he is positive, the power of suggestion is like jedi mind trick"
Deep throat-"excellent, is that all?"
Jack-"no,i also told him he is a 15 year old girl with a passion for boybands"
Deep throat-"that will change nothing, he already has all the westlife albums"

will fabby confront the person he wrongly believes is deep throat?will fabio c notice that there is something wrong?and will fabby go to the madrid team doctor when he does not have his period?all this and more in future episodes

 

[Bisco]

hahahahahaahah superb episode bro, enjoying each episode it just keeps getting better and better.

p.s: cool sig bro!!!!!

 

[Zé Tahir]

shit, i'll join this campaign. Count me in.

 

[Bozi]

shit, i'll join this campaign. Count me in.

excellent mr burns style

 

[Azzurri7]

Episode 30
as fabby enters another man, a strange pale blonde man leaves, a smile on his face
Fabby-"who was that?"
Jack-"his name is fliakis, through the power of suggestion he believes he is a sex god"
Fabby-"poor bastard"
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[Azzurri7]

just keeping an eye so that everything would be in accordance with the forum rules

Good boy.

 

[Juventico]

Jack-"yes, yes i have told him that deep throat is moratti....ha ha ha.yes he is positive, the power of suggestion is like jedi mind trick"
...
Jack-"no,i also told him he is a 15 year old girl with a passion for boybands"
Deep throat-"that will change nothing, he already has all the westlife albums"


and will fabby go to the madrid team doctor when he does not have his period?all this and more in future episodes

Great Stuff!!!

 

[AngelaL]

Episode 30
Fabio C-"its just you seem a little spooked. do you know who deep throat is?"
Fabby-"yes,yes,its just so strange. its ........."
meanwhile back inside jack is on the phone
Jack-"yes, yes i have told him that deep throat is moratti....ha ha ha.yes he is positive, the power of suggestion is like jedi mind trick"
Deep throat-"excellent, is that all?"
Jack-"no,i also told him he is a 15 year old girl with a passion for boybands"
Deep throat-"that will change nothing, he already has all the westlife albums"

will fabby confront the person he wrongly believes is deep throat?will fabio c notice that there is something wrong?and will fabby go to the madrid team doctor when he does not have his period?all this and more in future episodes

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

 

[Bozi]

Episode 31

fabby is taking training in preperation for the santander match but the squad is becomming restless at his new bizzare training methods and his girly ways...

Fabby-"ok boys,pull up a cushion we are gonna have a group discussion"
Fabio C-"boss, what the hell is going on?ever since i took you to se that guy you have been acting strange"
Fabbby-"nothing is wrong, i am seeing more clearly now that i know morrati is deep throat"
Fabio C-"i am not so sure chief"
Fabby-"are you calling me a liar?"
Fabio C-"no chief but i think you may have been misled"
Fabby-"yeah,but,no,but i saw a guy with my own eyes and was so shocked that i couldnt recognise him and i went to talk with a guy who said it was moratti and i asked emerson but he said it wasnt but i dont believe him coz he let zlatan slide in his shitter for a mars bar and some powerade"
Fabio C-"eh...what??"
Becks-"eh boss can i talk with you?"
fabby starts to swwon like a teenage girl
Fabby-"of course becks you can talk to me anytime tee-hee"
Becks-"can i play tonight boss?"
Fabby-"of course you can, but i need some help my nipples are awfully sensitive today do you have any remedies?"
Becks-"no but i will ask vicky"
Ronaldo-"boss can i play tonight?"
Fabby-"no, but i have a special task for you. here take these"
Ronaldo-"but boss, these are pom-poms"
Fabby-"i know, you are gonna be our official becks mascot"
Ronaldo-"oh for teh love of god"
Fabby-"no repeat after me....david beckham isa hunk is a hunk,david beckham is a hunk is a hunk,but ronaldo has got too much junk in his trunk, david beckham is a hunk is a hunk"
Ronaldo falls over after the first step and rolls about in agony
Fabby-"uh-oh,guess i will have to do it myself, i will need to go take the skirt ina bit if it is to fit. take the afternoon off boys"
Fabio C-"but boss, boss....we dont know the tactics"
Ruud-"clump clump clump"
Fabio C-" aye you are probably right, i will have to "pass" to you up front"

will the real squad stage a mutiny and cast a vote of no-confidence in fabby?has ronaldo done his cruciate?how ridiculous will fabby look jumping about the touchline in his cheerleaders outfit?and will zizou come back and headbutt fabby back into reality?all this and more to come

 

[Cuti]

Episode 31

fabby is taking training in preperation for the santander match but the squad is becomming restless at his new bizzare training methods and his girly ways...

Fabby-"ok boys,pull up a cushion we are gonna have a group discussion"
Fabio C-"boss, what the hell is going on?ever since i took you to se that guy you have been acting strange"
Fabbby-"nothing is wrong, i am seeing more clearly now that i know morrati is deep throat"
Fabio C-"i am not so sure chief"
Fabby-"are you calling me a liar?"
Fabio C-"no chief but i think you may have been misled"
Fabby-"yeah,but,no,but i saw a guy with my own eyes and was so shocked that i couldnt recognise him and i went to talk with a guy who said it was moratti and i asked emerson but he said it wasnt but i dont believe him coz he let zlatan slide in his shitter for a mars bar and some powerade"
Fabio C-"eh...what??"
Becks-"eh boss can i talk with you?"
fabby starts to swwon like a teenage girl
Fabby-"of course becks you can talk to me anytime tee-hee"
Becks-"can i play tonight boss?"
Fabby-"of course you can, but i need some help my nipples are awfully sensitive today do you have any remedies?"
Becks-"no but i will ask vicky"
Ronaldo-"boss can i play tonight?"
Fabby-"no, but i have a special task for you. here take these"
Ronaldo-"but boss, these are pom-poms"
Fabby-"i know, you are gonna be our official becks mascot"
Ronaldo-"oh for teh love of god"
Fabby-"no repeat after me....david beckham isa hunk is a hunk,david beckham is a hunk is a hunk,but ronaldo has got too much junk in his trunk, david beckham is a hunk is a hunk"
Ronaldo falls over after the first step and rolls about in agony
Fabby-"uh-oh,guess i will have to do it myself, i will need to go take the skirt ina bit if it is to fit. take the afternoon off boys"
Fabio C-"but boss, boss....we dont know the tactics"
Ruud-"clump clump clump"
Fabio C-" aye you are probably right, i will have to "pass" to you up front"

will the real squad stage a mutiny and cast a vote of no-confidence in fabby?has ronaldo done his cruciate?how ridiculous will fabby look jumping about the touchline in his cheerleaders outfit?and will zizou come back and headbutt fabby back into reality?all this and more to come

nice but not as good as usual.

 

[Bozi]

nice but not as good as usual.

well my standards have been insanely high

 

[AngelaL]

Heehee! Mutiny @ Real.

 

[Cuti]

well my standards have been insanely high

don't worry. We still love you