the secret diary of don juan capello (13 Viewers)

Cuti

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Jul 30, 2006
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#81
Bozi said:
that would be missing the point now wouldn't it?
then i couldnt use phrases like....spunk-bucket,knob-jockey,fudge-packer, gaylords,arse-bandit,gay-brigade........its the adventures of fabby and his harem of queer players:faq1:


thanks rain and dont appologise you havent taken the thread off topic. i am always happy to hear input though for future episodes,cheers
its true. didnt take that into consideration.

Keep in up :tup:
 

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Gill_juve

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May 29, 2006
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#84
Bozi said:
Episode 7

Ibra and Adriano are lamenting their teams loss and having their first marital fight when the phone rings

Zlatty-"hello, zlatty speaking"
Fabby-"zlatty baby are you ok?you sound upset"
Zlatty-"oh, its the emperor, he is saying i was a silly bitch last night for getting sent off"
fabby-"the emperor?you mean adriano?"
Zlatty-"yes he makes me call him that. i only went with him on the rebound fabby my love, i thought you had deserted me"
fabby-"no my ungainly spunk-bucket, i was working on a plan to get you here. you know that you are the only man for me, well and tonino,emo and the rest are poor substitutes to your mighty man-meat"
Zlatty-"oh baby i cant wait to hold you again"
Fabby-"listen i need to ask you something, have you been talking to anyone?"
Zlatty-"i talk to people all the time"
fabby-"no i mean...about what happened over the last 2 years. i have recieved a call from a mysterious man who claims that i am being watched"
Zlatty-"you mean deep throat?all i know is......"
suddenly the phone is ripped from zlatty and fabby hears slapping noises
Adriano-"give me the phone you little fairy, fabio if you call here again i am gonna shove my foot so far up your ass that you will be tasting laces for a month"
the phone slams down
fabby-"hello, hello...damn"

will fabby ever find out who the mysterious deep throat is?what is his level of involvment?is zlatan trapped in a loveless,violent marraige?when will lapo invite fabby to his next tranny party?stay glued for the next instalment

that should win the pulizter prize :toast:
 
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    sorry guys had no internet connection the last couple of days, so just gonna look around the forum and see whats been happening, get some inspiration and then will get episode 8 on in an hour or so
     
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    Episode 8

    in a dimly lit bistro in downtown madrid fabby has been summonsed to a private meeting, told to choose a booth near the rear he sits and waits.... suddenly his phone rings

    Fabby-"hello"
    Deep throat-"are you sure you were not followed?"
    fabby-"positive, where are you?"
    Deep throat-"turn around and look in the cubicle behind you"

    fabby turns round and enters the cubicle behind him, there is no light and he cannot see the strangers face only the orange glow of a cigar

    Deep throat-"the situation in italy has become unnaceptable. inter are trying to cover their asses by implicating everyone else. moratti has tapes on everyone"
    Fabby-"so what does this have to do with me?"
    Deep throat-"i have obtained transcripts of some of your....shall we say,dealings and i have to say i am sickened"
    fabby-"so i like a little backdoor action, its not hurting anyone, my penis is only the size of a pinky"
    Deep throat-" i think tonino would have something to say about that"
    fabby-"leave my little ring wearer out of this, our love is pure"
    deep throat-"luckily for you, zlatty has changed his story since he bacame a house wife and will cover your story. however you have a problem that i have a mutually beneficial solution to. robinho will be sold to juve in the summer"
    fabby-"good riddance as well, he does ot want to play my special games so he does not play"
    Deep throat-"so it is agreed, we may even be able to organise kovac coming to you to fill in defense"
    fabby-"great he is just what i need to pass the ball to...... the..... forwardsssss"

    fabby slumps forward onto the table, his drink drugged with a sedative. deep throat gets up and leaves. outside he enters a car and is driven off

    deep throat-"it is done, he thinks we are helping him out"
    driver-"then our plan is working well"
    deep throat-"indeed it is, phone lapo and tell him i want a meeting. i dont care if he is with the ladyboys, we have work to do"

    what is the mysterious deep throats plans? will robinho's resistance to capello's advances see him move on?will lapo find out the women have knobs, and if so will he care?more to come in the next instalment
     

    rain

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    Mar 11, 2006
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    To tell you the truth I was worried. I though that something happenned to you. Thank God you are OK Bozi and thank you again for an excellent episode of Don Juan Capello and the Gaylords. I especially loved the line that said that Capello's thing is the size of a pinky.:D :D
     

    .zero

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    bravo once again, boz maybe you should do a double header episode to relieve some of the suspense that myself and some of the other followers are feeling. just a suggestion.
     
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    Episode 9

    waking up in a seedy motel room with a sore head, fabby realises that deep throat drugged. what he sees next he cannot comprehend. before him in a pair of black leather lederhoesen's and with a rubber ball strapped in his mouth is none other than cunt face massimo moratti...
    Fabby-"what the hell is going on?"
    cuntface-"ppphh phh ohmemenebeg"
    fabby-"wait i will untie you"
    Cuntface-"what am i doing here?"
    fabby-"how the hell should i know, i was in a madrid bistro then i was here"
    Cuntface-"i was in a special meeting with mancini,then...nothing..."
    fabby-"what i dont understand is why did they dress you that way?"
    Cuntface-"eh..yes...they dressed me, aye thats less emarrasing"
    fabby-"dont worry i know what you mean"

    just then the door opens and in walks a large hooded figure
    fabby-"zlatty is that you?
    zlatty-"dont be mad baby, i needed to protect us both"
    Cuntface-"you treaturous little jobby-jabber, dont forget who pays your wages"
    Zlatty-"yes and you will tell manky-bastard to play me every week, no matter how rubbish i play"
    fabby-"ahhh just like old times"
    zlatty-"fabby baby, this guy, this..deep throat, he enlisted me but i dont yet know his identity. he promised he would help keep our love secret. now you have to go back to madrid"
    Fabby-"what about cuntface here?"
    Zlatty-"if he ever reveals what is going on, there will be pictures of him and adriano sharing a doube-ended dildo hitting the newsdeskc"
    fabby-"excellent"
    Zlatty-"goodbye my love, the man will contact you, explain the next phase of the plan"

    what is deep throats aim?why is cunt face such a knob-end?is ruud van nistelrooy the missing son of shergar?more to be revealed...stay tuned
     

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