the secret diary of don juan capello (4 Viewers)
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Episode 3
fabby is unhappy...again. his old club is playing the sort fo football he forabade during his time at the club
Fabby-"what was that? flair,passion...commitment??i thought i knocked taht out of you"
del Piero-"i told you once i will tell you again, piss off"
Del Piero hangs up the phone...meanwhile outside the bernabeu a meting is taking place
Fabio C-"thank you for coming gaylords"
Zebina"but why are we here?are we getting to come to madrid?"
Fabio C-"well you are in luck, since cicinho is injured he needs cover at right back"
Panucci-"so...who gets to come?"
fabio C-"in my bag i have two outfits, one for each of you with instructions on the role that the don wants you to fill"
Panucci-"yeehaa he wants me to come in january i ahve a real madrid top"
Zebina-"sobn of a ..."
Panucci-"what is it?"
zebina-"its a gimp outfit, he wants me to go to london and sweeten up abrahmovic so eh can take over when jose steps down"
Panucci-" are you gonna do it?"
Zebina-"meh..its better than playing alongside boumsong"
are juve stuck with zebina forever? will zlatan finally find the balls to touch adriano's and fulfill don juan capello's plan? will lapo share his tranny's with the ex-coach? find out soon......
fabby is unhappy...again. his old club is playing the sort fo football he forabade during his time at the club
Fabby-"what was that? flair,passion...commitment??i thought i knocked taht out of you"
del Piero-"i told you once i will tell you again, piss off"
Del Piero hangs up the phone...meanwhile outside the bernabeu a meting is taking place
Fabio C-"thank you for coming gaylords"
Zebina"but why are we here?are we getting to come to madrid?"
Fabio C-"well you are in luck, since cicinho is injured he needs cover at right back"
Panucci-"so...who gets to come?"
fabio C-"in my bag i have two outfits, one for each of you with instructions on the role that the don wants you to fill"
Panucci-"yeehaa he wants me to come in january i ahve a real madrid top"
Zebina-"sobn of a ..."
Panucci-"what is it?"
zebina-"its a gimp outfit, he wants me to go to london and sweeten up abrahmovic so eh can take over when jose steps down"
Panucci-" are you gonna do it?"
Zebina-"meh..its better than playing alongside boumsong"
are juve stuck with zebina forever? will zlatan finally find the balls to touch adriano's and fulfill don juan capello's plan? will lapo share his tranny's with the ex-coach? find out soon......
Bozi - you are the man! Just when I was feeling down (Intermerda win, you know how that goes!) I see the 3rd installment of your critically acclaimed drama is on! I also heard a rumour that Andrew Lloyd Webber has been trying to track you down, apparently he wants the rights to "Don Crapello - The Musical"!!!!! If I were you I'd ask for £20m - about the right market value when you see how much Inter paid for IbrahimoBitch, no?
Keep up the good work!
Grazie amico
Keep up the good work!
Grazie amico
Episode 4
having seen his evil plan work, ibra is currently out injured for 6 months with a foot up his ass courtesy of adriano. the don sets about faze 2 of his plan....
Fabby-"ok boys, we have been playing god football, passing the ball well, stretching teams to their limit. this..displeases me"
gasps from the squad as they hear this unbelievable revelation
Fabio C-"but chief what would you have us do?"
Fabby-"ok, here we are, the ball is in defense, with you,what do you do?"
Fabio C-"pass it into emersns feet?"
Emerson-"oh, i would like that"
Fabby-"NO NO NO,anyone else?"
R carlos-"shoot from the left back area?"
Fabby-"close"
Cassano-"feed me through where i can turn the defender, slip it wide to beckham who will lay the ball across to Ruud?"
faby-"you wont be on the pich my little arse-bandit. no fabio i want you to turn, hump the ball upfield into van nistelrooy who will then have to find a way to goal"
Fabio C-"but that is what cost us in the CL the last two years chief"
Fabby-"you questioning me?i can always phone zlatan, panucci,zebina and bring thuram from barca, they will do as i say"
raul-"the gay brigade"
Fabby-"right thats it you will be riding the pine for the next 5 weeks. now i am angry, you are all dismissed. except emo and cassano. my head is throbbing and so is my meat, better get some lube boys"
will Fabby's dastardly plan work?will van nistelrooy be chasing long balls all season?will zlatan ever release adriano's foot from his vice like anus? find out soon in the don's diary
having seen his evil plan work, ibra is currently out injured for 6 months with a foot up his ass courtesy of adriano. the don sets about faze 2 of his plan....
Fabby-"ok boys, we have been playing god football, passing the ball well, stretching teams to their limit. this..displeases me"
gasps from the squad as they hear this unbelievable revelation
Fabio C-"but chief what would you have us do?"
Fabby-"ok, here we are, the ball is in defense, with you,what do you do?"
Fabio C-"pass it into emersns feet?"
Emerson-"oh, i would like that"
Fabby-"NO NO NO,anyone else?"
R carlos-"shoot from the left back area?"
Fabby-"close"
Cassano-"feed me through where i can turn the defender, slip it wide to beckham who will lay the ball across to Ruud?"
faby-"you wont be on the pich my little arse-bandit. no fabio i want you to turn, hump the ball upfield into van nistelrooy who will then have to find a way to goal"
Fabio C-"but that is what cost us in the CL the last two years chief"
Fabby-"you questioning me?i can always phone zlatan, panucci,zebina and bring thuram from barca, they will do as i say"
raul-"the gay brigade"
Fabby-"right thats it you will be riding the pine for the next 5 weeks. now i am angry, you are all dismissed. except emo and cassano. my head is throbbing and so is my meat, better get some lube boys"
will Fabby's dastardly plan work?will van nistelrooy be chasing long balls all season?will zlatan ever release adriano's foot from his vice like anus? find out soon in the don's diary
Episode 5
following a stressfull team meeting don fabio has blown off some steam and is relaxing in his bedroom
Fabby-"ahh that is better"
Cassano-"chief can i go now, i really think i should see the doctor about this rectal bleeding"
Fabby-"yes my little pole-polisher, i am done with you go now"
Fabby is startled as the phone rings
Caller-"be quiet and listen to me,they have been watching you"
Fabby-"if this is about savaging beckham with a strap-on i was simply showing him discipline"
Caller-"no it's not about that,it's.."
Fabby-"the stash of gay porn i left in my house in turin?"
Caller-"no, be quiet. your plan backfired, zlatan and adriano are eloping as we speak and zlatan has been talking"
Fabby-"what do we do?"
Caller-"sit tight, if they had anything on you they would have played on it"
Fabby-"who are you?"
caller-"call me deep throat"
fabby-"ohhh, i think i am gonna like you"
caller-"shut up,idiot"
who is the mysterious deep throat and who does he work for?will zlatans new found love be a rebound fling?and is tonino's bleeding a rectal tear or just a bad case of piles? all this and more in upcoming episodes
following a stressfull team meeting don fabio has blown off some steam and is relaxing in his bedroom
Fabby-"ahh that is better"
Cassano-"chief can i go now, i really think i should see the doctor about this rectal bleeding"
Fabby-"yes my little pole-polisher, i am done with you go now"
Fabby is startled as the phone rings
Caller-"be quiet and listen to me,they have been watching you"
Fabby-"if this is about savaging beckham with a strap-on i was simply showing him discipline"
Caller-"no it's not about that,it's.."
Fabby-"the stash of gay porn i left in my house in turin?"
Caller-"no, be quiet. your plan backfired, zlatan and adriano are eloping as we speak and zlatan has been talking"
Fabby-"what do we do?"
Caller-"sit tight, if they had anything on you they would have played on it"
Fabby-"who are you?"
caller-"call me deep throat"
fabby-"ohhh, i think i am gonna like you"
caller-"shut up,idiot"
who is the mysterious deep throat and who does he work for?will zlatans new found love be a rebound fling?and is tonino's bleeding a rectal tear or just a bad case of piles? all this and more in upcoming episodes