vlatko said:
where the fuck do you get these from? 
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the secret diary of don juan capello (4 Viewers)
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just comes to me in the moment
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Episode 10
back in madrid capello is taking advantage of the international break to spend some "quality time" with his young prodigy ctonino, who has not been called up for international action.
fabby-"ohhh baby, that is so good, remember slow and firm..."
Tonino-"why do i have to massage your feet chief?
Fabby-"well it was either you or Ruud and i aint letting that horse faced wankstain in my office"
Tonino-"uh.yeah,chief i need to play more. i am not even in the squad under the worst italian manager in living memory. if i got to play more then i am sure he would call me"
Fabby-"you make a good point my little chocolate-miner. you are an important part of my squad rotation policy"
Tonino-"yeah but so far the only rotation you have done with me was moving from my face to my ass"
Fabby-"just be glad i didnt move back again,it looked like i had dipped my bell-end into a jar of nutella"
Tonino-"but chief...."
Fabby-"silence boy, now pucker up and clean under my hood. when you are done send in ruud i wanna know if the face matches the knob"
will ruud be hung like a horse or just look like one? will tonino stay for the ass-action even though his career is going down the drain?will cunt-face moratti ever get those genital warts seen to?all this and more in future instalments
back in madrid capello is taking advantage of the international break to spend some "quality time" with his young prodigy ctonino, who has not been called up for international action.
fabby-"ohhh baby, that is so good, remember slow and firm..."
Tonino-"why do i have to massage your feet chief?
Fabby-"well it was either you or Ruud and i aint letting that horse faced wankstain in my office"
Tonino-"uh.yeah,chief i need to play more. i am not even in the squad under the worst italian manager in living memory. if i got to play more then i am sure he would call me"
Fabby-"you make a good point my little chocolate-miner. you are an important part of my squad rotation policy"
Tonino-"yeah but so far the only rotation you have done with me was moving from my face to my ass"
Fabby-"just be glad i didnt move back again,it looked like i had dipped my bell-end into a jar of nutella"
Tonino-"but chief...."
Fabby-"silence boy, now pucker up and clean under my hood. when you are done send in ruud i wanna know if the face matches the knob"
will ruud be hung like a horse or just look like one? will tonino stay for the ass-action even though his career is going down the drain?will cunt-face moratti ever get those genital warts seen to?all this and more in future instalments
"will ruud be hung like a horse or just look like one? will tonino stay for the ass-action even though his career is going down the drain?will cunt-face moratti ever get those genital warts seen to?all this and more in future instalments"
Man, those 2-3 lines you always add at the very end of each episode as a teaser for upcoming episodes really cracks me up.
Man, those 2-3 lines you always add at the very end of each episode as a teaser for upcoming episodes really cracks me up.
Episode 11
ruud van shergarface has been found wandering around madrids training complex in a dazed and confused state.tonino has stumbled across him, rather than being concerned for his team-mate he tried to ask him questions. with no answers coming he runs to his love and asks him a few questions
Tonino-"fabby,oh fabby what happened to ruud?"
Fabby-"who?"
Tonino-"ruud,you know the centre forward you bought?"
Fabby-"no i dont have a clue who you are talking about"
Tonino-"you know, the dutchman"
Fabby-"no sorry you lost me"
Tonino-"scored a few goals for you"
Fabby-"if you dont start making sense i am gonna have to deep-cavity search you with my man-meat"
Tonino-"he looks like a horse"
Fabby-"ah him,i...eh...i made him wear a saddle and rode him around the office"
Tonino-"you what in the who now???"
Fabby-"but when i was fitting the bridle on...i found a wire,he is working for cuntface"
Tonino-"no way, how is this possible?"
Fabby-"i dont know my little prostate-prodder there are spies everywhere. i always find more clearly once i have emptied my load, drop your trousers and prepare for a rectal invasion"
Tonino-"wheeeeeeee"
who exactly are cuntface's spies?will cassano ask capello to cream on his face to ease his acne problem?will tonino be jealous when fabby's bitches come home from international duty?and is david beckham really a haemaphrodite? all this andf more in the next instalment
ruud van shergarface has been found wandering around madrids training complex in a dazed and confused state.tonino has stumbled across him, rather than being concerned for his team-mate he tried to ask him questions. with no answers coming he runs to his love and asks him a few questions
Tonino-"fabby,oh fabby what happened to ruud?"
Fabby-"who?"
Tonino-"ruud,you know the centre forward you bought?"
Fabby-"no i dont have a clue who you are talking about"
Tonino-"you know, the dutchman"
Fabby-"no sorry you lost me"
Tonino-"scored a few goals for you"
Fabby-"if you dont start making sense i am gonna have to deep-cavity search you with my man-meat"
Tonino-"he looks like a horse"
Fabby-"ah him,i...eh...i made him wear a saddle and rode him around the office"
Tonino-"you what in the who now???"
Fabby-"but when i was fitting the bridle on...i found a wire,he is working for cuntface"
Tonino-"no way, how is this possible?"
Fabby-"i dont know my little prostate-prodder there are spies everywhere. i always find more clearly once i have emptied my load, drop your trousers and prepare for a rectal invasion"
Tonino-"wheeeeeeee"
who exactly are cuntface's spies?will cassano ask capello to cream on his face to ease his acne problem?will tonino be jealous when fabby's bitches come home from international duty?and is david beckham really a haemaphrodite? all this andf more in the next instalment