the secret diary of don juan capello (5 Viewers)

[Bozi]

Episode 55

despit his back door raidings fabby is still in a job at madrid,only becks is happy as his ass-canning gave him a place back in the starting 11. over in milan, everything is rosy for cuntface moratti and co, until he recieves a suspicious package in the post he summons manky bastard and ibra

Cuntface-"ok guys i have been sent what looks like aletterbomb,manky bastard i want you to open it"
Mancini-"but boss why?if it is a bomb it will destroy my beautiful effeminate looks"
Cuntface-"as long as you look good from the rear i dont give a damn noew open it"
slowly and with great care mancini opens the envelope,sweat trickling down his face
Ibra-"BOOM"
mancini screams like a girl and collapses to the floor, cuntface wlaks over and slaps him tll he awakens
Ibra-"it looke like letter mr boss man"
Cuntface-"well read it to me dumnb-dumb"
Ibra-"de-ar mr cu...cun...cahn,help me mr macini"
Mancini-"ntface"
Ibra-"cun"
Mancini-"ntface....is taht calling you cuntface?"
Cuntface-"aye...not many people know me by that name"
Ibra-"its funny coz it true...see you have a face like well-worn vagina hahahha!"
Cuntface-"give me the damn letter."
Cuntface reading out loud
dear mr cuntface,
i know what you did you cheating bastard and you will pay. juve will get their scudetti back and you will eb the one to admit that inter are the cheating bastards!i am gonna use my 17" strap-on and make you bleed, make you scream and make you confess that juve were wrongly done by you prostate-potholer.

Cuntface-"its from a signore dildo"
Mancini-"how do you know that boss?"
Cuntface-"well, its signed signore dildo, then it looks like he has rolled a 17 inch strap-on in ink and slapped it on the paper as a calling card"
mancini-"what do we do boss?"
Cuntface-"i dont know"
Mancini-"will you give this to police?"
Cuntface-"i dont know...it starts off threatening then it sounds like a love letter i would write to..."
suddenly the door bursts open and in runs vieira
vieira-"boss,boss,someone has sodomised javier zanetti and left his bleeding from his anus in the shower room"
Mancini-" that is awful, do we know who did it?"
Vieira-"no, but on his cheeks there is an ink impression of a rather large strap-on slappeed acroos his ass"

who is the mysterious signore dildo?will cuntface cream his pants in anticipation of his meeting?will vieira want to compare girth with him? and how long till fabby gets fired at madrid?all this and more in future instalments of the diary

 

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[Marc]

Signore dildo :rofl2: what a comeback!

 

[Turk_Bianconero]

 

[ĵџvє_вãвγ]

:rofl2:
bozi is the funniest man around,great:thumbs:..***..

 

[Tobias]

!!

 

[Cuti]

bozman bozman bozman!

 

[Byrone]

Rob once u complete this master piece u have to laminate it & ship it off the capello's house.

 

[.zero]

i love signore dildo

 

[Elvin]

A prescious bestseller of our forums

 

[Cuti]

Rob once u complete this master piece u have to laminate it & ship it off the capello's house.

we would need a translator cause i dont think he knows much english

 

[Zé Tahir]

 

[AngelaL]

Another great post, Bozi!

 

[Bozi]

whooah tahir who is that handsome man is your avater

 

[Zé Tahir]

whooah tahir who is that handsome man is your avater

I dono what you're talking about


I was going through the avatar & signature thread looking for Trezeguet avatars, and I ran into this one. It's a freakin classic

...Now if I could only get it to say "This is why I'm hot! I'm hot 'cause I'm fly, you ain't 'cause you not!"

 

[Bozi]

I dono what you're talking about


I was going through the avatar & signature thread looking for Trezeguet avatars, and I ran into this one. It's a freakin classic

...Now if I could only get it to say "This is why I'm hot! I'm hot 'cause I'm fly, you ain't 'cause you not!"

damn cant believe its been a year and a half since i broke my wrist

would be better if you could get it to say
"time for your full cavity search mr padovano, i have added extra girth just the way you like it"

 

[Zé Tahir]

damn cant believe its been a year and a half since i broke my wrist

would be better if you could get it to say
"time for your full cavity search mr padovano, i have added extra girth just the way you like it"

Man that reminds of this sicko on The Predator (show about child predators). This guy walks into a house where this supposed 13 year old boy is supposed to be. When he's questioned by police he denies that he wanted anything sexual. Then they find a bottle of KY Jelly

 

[swag]

Oh, Rob... I have missed too many episodes. This almost killed me by making me laugh, cough, hiccup, gag, belch, and fart at the same time...

:rofl2:

 

[Bozi]

Man that reminds of this sicko on The Predator (show about child predators). This guy walks into a house where this supposed 13 year old boy is supposed to be. When he's questioned by police he denies that he wanted anything sexual. Then they find a bottle of KY Jelly

ok aftr that i demand you take me off you avater,


though WTF??you have a show about sexual predators??man...scotland would be liek open season to you guys

Oh, Rob... I have missed too many episodes. This almost killed me by making me laugh, cough, hiccup, gag, belch, and fart at the same time...

:rofl2:

a full cavity laugh??
i may have to search further for confirmation

 

[Bozi]

Episode 56

Despite extensive checks Cuntface and Manky have never discovered teh true identity of the mysterous Signore Dildo. several first team members have been attacked and have been left so traumatised they have almost caused Inter to miss their main priority of the season.....the coppa italia.
disturbed, cuntface has summoned manky bastard to his office

Cuntface-"mancini you fucking imbecile, i have kept you in employment for only one reason over teh past few years....do you kow what that is?"
Manky-"because i have the anus of a seven year old buy?"
Cuntface-"those days have long gone you old arsehole-attacker. no, the reason i kept you employed is because the only thing you can win without my intervention is the coppa italia. the poor, insignificant coppa that no-one else takes seriously, but not me...i love that trophy, i have grown attatched to it over the years. it was the only trophy i could win fairly, while milan and juve were chasing scudetti we were playing our strongest 11 in the coppa"
Manky-what do you mean without assitance?"
Cuntface-"without my intervention and giudo rossi, do you really think you would have won the scudetto this season?"
Manky-"why....of course...we had the strongest squad"
Cuntface-"we always had the strongest squad.....yet you still arsed it up. i tell you we made it so that even a monkey could have won the title this year"
Manky-"did you just call me a monkey?thats it, my anus is off-limits till i recieve an apology"
Cuntface-"your anus?pah.....i have the sweetest piece of ass west of bangkock.....on the telephone-cambiasso...get in here......"

there is silence on the other end of the line
Cuntface-"cambiasso.....cambiasso.....get your pert arse in here"
Cuntface storms over to the office door and swings it open, on the other side cambiasso is unconscious, slumped over a chair with a large dildo shaped ink mark over his arse
Cuntface-"you see what this bastard has done??he has crossed the line this time"
Manky-"so....i am off the hook just now chief?"
cuntface-"for fuck sake you ass-monkey get out of my way, i ahve work to do"

maenwhile over in madrid, fabby is having a "meeting" with several first team players

Fabby-"did you hear that?i swear i just made a cum-fart in becks colon hahahha"
Emerson-"like a fanny-fart from aladies bits?"
Fabby-"a what?"
Emerson-"you know....when it sounds like a womans minge is passing wind ...with all the cum in it"
fabby-"you are disgusting...get the fuck out of my sight"
cassano-"hhmmphhh,aaahhh hammmpsh hpmmmh"
fabby-"take your tomgue out of becks anus and talk sense"
Cassano-"sorry chief i was saying that he should not be allowed in our special group for even thinking something so sick"
Becks-"whats a minge?"
Fabby-"see what you have done now...you made becks think...are you happy with yourself now?"
Emerson-"sorry chief...i will go"

will signore dildo strike again? will becks ever find out what a minge is, or will he be content with vickys penis? will moratti sack manky for not winning the coppa italia? only time will tell...........more to follow

 

[Cuti]

da bozman went quiet for months...and then unexpectedly pounced back up with a great story. Cheers rob

need to spread it b4 i can rep you again