The Holocaust (30 Viewers)

[Joaco]

We cannot verify, and actually its not up to us to verify.

If Seven say's he's a muslim, it doesn't mean that he is a muslim, unless he satisfies the said criteria. Now i can't see whats inside his mind and heart, so i'd never know if he was really a muslim or if he wasn't. But like i said, its not up to me to verify if he is or if he's not.

So who could be considered as a real muslim, then? Who verify that someone is a real muslim?

 

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[Fred]

and you are the same guy who said 7 wasnt a muslim

Because Seven said he did not believe in God nor the Prophet Muhammad. So he made it easy. Of course i can never be sure, and i can never verify anything. Maybe Seven is just faking all this, and actually he's a big cleric in Belgium and is one of the most pious muslims around. We can never be sure of anything. But I am assuming he's not benefiting from lying about this, so i made the assumption that he is not a muslim.

 

[Martin]

Really? that's very interesting. I've never heard something like that before, but, as you say, must be something intertwined with social life, the need to be accepted by the rest.

There are cultures when you cannot say you're an atheist with impunity. Or at least without losing face, without the family being "embarrassed" over you and so on. So yeah, it's only natural that people keep it quiet.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

alright boys. it's decided. i am now a muslim. mohamed and everything, he was a really cool guy. now if i make fun of islam it would be making fun of my people, like a black guy saying the n word.

yall can't be mad, i can't believe finding a loophole was that easy

 

[Fred]

So who could be considered as a real muslim, then? Who verify that someone is a real muslim?

I think you know the answer to that question.

 

[Fred]

alright boys. it's decided. i am now a muslim. mohamed and everything, he was a really cool guy. now if i make fun of islam it would be making fun of my people, like a black guy saying the n word.

yall can be mad, i can't believe finding a loophole was that easy

Yes but convincing people that your a muslim doesn't make you a muslim. It just makes people believe you're a muslim, which doesn't matter at all actually.

 

[Martin]

Because Seven said he did not believe in God nor the Prophet Muhammad. So he made it easy. Of course i can never be sure, and i can never verify anything. Maybe Seven is just faking all this, and actually he's a big cleric in Belgium and is one of the most pious muslims around. We can never be sure of anything. But I am assuming he's not benefiting from lying about this, so i made the assumption that he is not a muslim.

Maybe he'll come in tomorrow or next week and say he's changed his mind..

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

Yes but convincing people that your a muslim doesn't make you a muslim. It just makes people believe you're a muslim, which doesn't matter at all actually.

yo fred, you remember that muslim guy in toronto who killed his daughter because she was wearing tight jeans hahahahaha that is so us

 

[Martin]

Yes but convincing people that your a muslim doesn't make you a muslim. It just makes people believe you're a muslim, which doesn't matter at all actually.

What do you mean it doesn't matter? It certainly matters to other Muslims, doesn't it? Aren't they supposed to treat you like a brother or something? There are greetings to exchange. Not to mention everyone likes to have other people on their "team".

 

[Fred]

Maybe he'll come in tomorrow or next week and say he's changed his mind..

It doesn't matter if he convinces us if he's a muslim.

 

[Zé Tahir]

@Fred: I don't know why I didn't think of this before...silly me Remember how Abu Jahl used to be called Abu Al-Hakam because of his wisdom? Poor guy, such was his fate he is now forever known as Abu Jahl. From now on Seven will be known as Seven/Andries Jahl

 

[Martin]

yo fred, you remember that muslim guy in toronto who killed his daughter because she was wearing tight jeans hahahahaha that is so us

See here is your problem. You don't think Fred is worth your time so you're trying to piss him off. Don't make me come over there.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

how many of us muslims does it take to change a light bulb?

none, we don't keep light bulbs in our houses because the static electricity might set off the homemade explosives

 

[Zé Tahir]

What is this nonsense argument you're involved in...seriously

 

[Fred]

What do you mean it doesn't matter? It certainly matters to other Muslims, doesn't it? Aren't they supposed to treat you like a brother or something? There are greetings to exchange. Not to mention everyone likes to have other people on their "team".

Yes all that will happen, but to a muslim what does all that really matter?

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

See here is your problem. You don't think Fred is worth your time so you're trying to piss him off. Don't make me come over there.

dude this is so much better. i'm gonna write a 15 minute skit and put it up on youtube

 

[Fred]

@Fred: I don't know why I didn't think of this before...silly me Remember how Abu Jahl used to be called Abu Al-Hakam because of his wisdom? Poor guy, such was his fate he is now forever known as Abu Jahl. From now on Seven will be known as Seven/Andries Jahl

Thats a good idea. It certainly fits him.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

What is this nonsense argument you're involved in...seriously

why is flight school cheaper for a muslim like me? because i dont need the second semester where they teach you how to land it

 

[Martin]

Bes is that guy who goes to a dinner party and tells a rude joke, which makes the old people all upset. I'm the one trying to talk him out of it.

 

[Alen]

how many of us muslims does it take to change a light bulb?

none, we don't keep light bulbs in our houses because the static electricity might set up the homemade explosives

Bes, i know that right now you're Muslim and all ( ), but i don't remember if i ever asked you about your Albanian background.
Were your grandparents Muslim, were they Catholic Christians or Ortodox Christians?

Where exactly from Albania are they?