so:
- a husband is fucking his wife...he sais "come on, let's do it again", she replies " i'm not real madrid to be screwed me 5 times "
- how does ronaldo count to five?: Pedro, Xavi, Villa, Villa, Jefren!
- why did real got 5 goals...iker wanted to equalize sara who works at Tele5
- mourinho ain't the special one anymore, he's the special five