Anybody here ever heard of the Torino Ultra group "Girls?"
Yea, Hector and Ahmedios are the founding members.
@Burke:
Grabbed a beer for yourself, did ya? Took a shit on your own, did ya??
I COULD TAKE SHITS ONCE! :ferocious
Andy, NO!
(Stabs Burke in the throat with a broken bottle)
Come on it's done lets go!
(Andy runs out to the street where he is tackled by a wave of fecal matter)
AHHHHHHH.
(In comes Ahmedios and Rebel)
Ahmedios, what the fuck have you done?!
(Ahmedios looks distraught)
Get Andy the fuck in the car. Get him the fuck in the car.
The End.
@ Andrew Thomas Beck:
Burke: Look, Just give me half...
Andy: I can't I promised Pado.....
Burke: WELL PADO AIN'T ERE IS EHE, MATE?
Andy:Look, free beer....
(Burke turns around, Andy takes out his anal cannon and turns around to shoot Burke, Burke thwarts the attempt by putting his head in Andy's ass.)
Burke: Well how fucking stupid to you feel now? Dance for me Andrew....
(Andrew wanks his penis and dances around like he is hitting it doggy, Andy quickly cums and farts Burke's head out.)
Andy: God you didn't have to be so hardcore...
Burke: You call that hardcore......FUCK IT...I will take you to the Football match.....
Andy: You will take me to the soccer match?
Burke: No mate, Football Match is cockney rhyming slang for Back Scratch the Snatch with no cash......like I could say to yer mum, GIMME THE FOOTBALL MATCH.....
Andy: Ohh, well I don't want to go to that sex club then, I only like gays.....
Burke: Well, you could learn something.....and for fucks sake, STOP CALLING THEM GAYS!
Andy: What do I call them then?
Burke: Hector and Ahmedios.
My dad says that, are you 53 like he is?
YOU ARE SHOWING YOUR AGE!